Oscar: I forgets whats we supposed to do on this page.
MacIntosh: Dad wants us to talk about our comment policy.
Oscar: Oh yeah. Dad thinks pretty much everything is OK unless you is crazy then he thinks you should call Mom and make an appointment to gets better.
MacIntosh: Tell them about Mom’s list of words.
Oscar: Oh yeah. Mom’s got a list of bad words and ifs we use them wees got to put a quarter in the jar.
MacIntosh: So if you have enough quarters feel free to let loose.
Oscar: Buts ifs you can’t pay the price you should not do the crime.