Oscar: We have with us today a guy that is…well, let’s say he really, really, really likes guns.
MacIntosh: We promised anonymity so that he could speak freely
Oscar: So we is just gonna call him Ammo. Welcome Ammo.
Ammo: So what can I do for you little targets?
MacIntosh: Yikes. We are trying to understand how you feel about guns.
Oscar: Yeah, we wanna know what gives you ticks.
MacIntosh: Makes you tick.
Oscar: Zactly. So how many guns do you have?
Oscar: ‘Scuse me?
Ammo: 463. Plus a drone, a bazooka, an anti-aircraft gun, an Abrams tank and a computer aided sniper set-up.
MacIntosh: That is a lot of guns.
Oscar: Howse come you need to have so many guns.
Ammo: I don’t.
MacIntosh: Why then?
Ammo: Because Obama.
Ammo: Each time the gun manufacturers have warned Obama is coming to take our guns I go buy more guns.
MacIntosh: You think Obama is coming for your guns?
Ammo: Yes I do.
MacIntosh: Is losing your guns your biggest fear?
Ammo: No. My biggest fear is that after I die my wife will sell them for what I told her I paid for them.
Oscar: I’s never heard President Obama talk about taking away guns.
Ammo: Are you calling me and the gun manufacturers a liar?
MacIntosh: Not really. The gun manufacturers had a financial reason to lie to you. You were just a chump.
Oscar: That’s not very nice MacIntosh.
Ammo: Yeah. Lets keep it civil here.
MacIntosh: Sorry. If Obama decided to take your guns how do you think he might do it? Would he pass a new law?
Ammo: No we got that covered. The NRA owns congress.
Oscar: Howse then. Woulds he order the army guys?
Ammo: I guess I don’t know little fellas.
Oscar: Is you worried about the guns violence.
Ammo: Guns don’t kill people…people do.
MacIntosh: Let me restate then. Are you concerned that people with guns are able to kill and injure a lot more people than they would any other way?
Ammo: No. What we need are more guns.
Oscar: Sos if everybody had guns peoples wouldn’t use guns?
MacIntosh: Do you really believe that?
Ammo: No. I just like to say it.
Oscar: Does it make you feels better?
Ammo: Yeah. You know why?
MacIntosh: Because you really, really, really love guns?