Oscar: There you is. I needs some feedbag.
Oscar: Zactly. I is learnin’ to talk like a politician.
MacIntosh: Watched the GOP debates did you?
Oscar: Yep. So here goes. “I hates Mexicans and we should put them all on busses or boxcars and stop them from Dreamin’.
MacIntosh: Why do you feel that way?
Oscar: Cuz…cuz… I donts feel that way. ‘Cept Chihuahas. That’s just the way politicians talk.
MacIntosh: Of course. Maybe you should try a different one.
Oscar: Oks. “We needs to deports all 11,000,000 peoples working here illegally. And we needs to build a gazillion foot tall wall” … I’s got a question MacIntosh.
MacIntosh: What’s that?
Oscar: Ifs 11 millions of peoples are working illegally didn’t 11 millions other people hire them illegally?
MacIntosh: Yep. You can’t have one without the other.
Oscar: Then why don’t they arrest the peoples that hire people illegally?
MacIntosh: Good question. If we didn’t hire them they would not come.
Oscar: Zactly. That’s would be a lot cheaper than building a wall huh MacIntosh.
MacIntosh: Yep. What else you got?
Oscar: “That lady from Fox TV was mean to me cuz she is in season.”
Oscar: No this was a lady not a men.
MacIntosh: I see. Try another.
Oscar: “ Ifs you will join me in hating Mexicans, Asians, Blacks, women and Gay people, we can Make America Great Again”. Is that what made America great MacIntosh?
MacIntosh: I don’t think so. That kind of divisiveness makes us weaker.
Oscar: I is gonna leave that out.
MacIntosh: Good idea.
Oscar: I gotta stop now. Being a politician is makin’ me feels bad.
MacIntosh: Maybe you should just be yourself.
Oscar: But I loves everybody. Who would vote for that?
MacIntosh: Who knows. Maybe you should give them a chance.
Oscar: Could I gets some baseball caps and put my slogan on it?
MacIntosh: What your slogan be?
Oscar: “Make America Nice Again”
MacIntosh: I like it.
Oscar: I could talk about good stuff we could do.
MacIntosh: Maybe you could win the whole thing.
Oscar: And become Pleasadent Of These United States.