Oscar: I’m sad MacIntosh.
Oscar: Cuz 2011 is dyin’ an ugly death.
MacIntosh: It happens every year about this time Oscar.
Oscar: Did it happen last year?
MacIntosh: Yep. And now we have 2012 to look forward to.
Oscar: 2012 is like a brand new baby huh MacIntosh.
MacIntosh: Yep. It can be whatever we want it to be.
Oscar: What if bad stuff happens?
MacIntosh: It will….always does.
Oscar: What ifs there is more earthquakes inChristchurch?
MacIntosh: We’ll all share the pain and move forward.
Oscar: What ifs there is more floods and hurricanes and nuucleer deesasters?
MacIntosh: We will move to higher ground…
Oscar: … and glow in the dark.
MacIntosh: Yep…we’ll manage.
Oscar: What ifs Michele Bachmann is elected president?
Oscar: What ifs Nude Gingrich is elected president.
Oscar: What ifs Rick “don’t google my name” Santorum gets elected?
MacIntosh: Life, as we know it, will cease to exist.
Oscar: But you said we could make 2012 whatever we want it to be.
MacIntosh: There are limits to my optimism.
Oscar: Good stuff could happen huh MacIntosh.
Oscar: Likes what?
MacIntosh: The 49ers could win the Superbowl.
MacIntosh: Tiger Woods could win a golf tournament.
MacIntosh: Tea Party members will die of old age..
Oscar: That’s mean MacIntosh.
Oscar: Maybe somebodies will learn important stuff.
MacIntosh: Like what?
Oscar: Likes bein’ nice and tryin’ to see the best in peoples and getting’ that special feelin’ when you loves everybody.
MacIntosh: Yep. That could happen.
Oscar: So we gots that goin’ for us.
MacIntosh: Which is nice.
Oscar/MacIntosh: Happy New Years everyone. Be awesome to each other.