All The Newt That’s Fit To Print

Oscar:  That Nude guy says he is delighted that the Des Moines Register picked Romney inIowa.

MacIntosh:  Newt.

Oscar:  His name is Newt? A newt is a slimy thing.

MacIntosh:  Yep.

Oscar:  Holds on a sec….looking online…..yikes.  He’s one of these guys?

The Larva Crested Newt

MacIntosh:  Yep.

Oscar:  But…but…this newt only has one face and Dad says if them puts Newt on Mount Rushmore there wills be six faces up there.

MacIntosh:  I think he was talking about Romney

Oscar:  Works either way.

MacIntosh:  Yep.

Oscar:  Howse come Newt is delighted the biggest paper in Iowa supports Romney?

MacIntosh:  He says The Register is a liberal newspaper.

Oscar:  Thems got a liberal newspaper inIowa?

MacIntosh:  Of course not.  For Newt, you either serve his ambitions or you are socialist, liberal, weird or just plain ugly.

Oscar: Really?

MacIntosh:  Yep…Newt’s way or the highway.  He doesn’t like the way the computer totals facts at the Congressional Budget Office so he called it a “reactionary socialist institution.”

Oscar:  Did he give some examples of thems bad addition and proofs it should be added different?

MacIntosh:  Nope.  Just says they don’t agree with his enlightened viewpoint so they have to be…

Oscar/MacIntosh: …a “reactionary socialist institution.”  Yikes.

MacIntosh:  But Newt trashes anything that gets in his way.  He once said about his first wife, “She isn’t young enough or pretty enough to be the President’s wife.”

Oscar:  Has him looked in a mirror lately?

MacIntosh:  Newt never looks in the mirror.

Oscar:  Howse come?

MacIntosh:  He read somewhere you are not supposed to look directly at God.

Oscar: Hoelee Moelee.

MacIntosh:  Newt says if he is elected President he’ll only listen to judges if they are saying what he wants.

Oscar:  Really?  What if them keeps sayin’ stuff he don’t like.

MacIntosh:  He says he’ll send the police to arrest them.

Oscar:  Your makin’ that stuff up MacIntosh.

MacIntosh:  Nope.  He really said that.

Oscar:  I thinks Newt should change his name.

MacIntosh:  Why?

Oscar:  Cuz it is unfair to salamanders.

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