Oscar: That Nude guy says he is delighted that the Des Moines Register picked Romney inIowa.
Oscar: His name is Newt? A newt is a slimy thing.
Oscar: Holds on a sec….looking online…..yikes. He’s one of these guys?
Oscar: But…but…this newt only has one face and Dad says if them puts Newt on Mount Rushmore there wills be six faces up there.
MacIntosh: I think he was talking about Romney
Oscar: Works either way.
Oscar: Howse come Newt is delighted the biggest paper in Iowa supports Romney?
MacIntosh: He says The Register is a liberal newspaper.
Oscar: Thems got a liberal newspaper inIowa?
MacIntosh: Of course not. For Newt, you either serve his ambitions or you are socialist, liberal, weird or just plain ugly.
MacIntosh: Yep…Newt’s way or the highway. He doesn’t like the way the computer totals facts at the Congressional Budget Office so he called it a “reactionary socialist institution.”
Oscar: Did he give some examples of thems bad addition and proofs it should be added different?
MacIntosh: Nope. Just says they don’t agree with his enlightened viewpoint so they have to be…
Oscar/MacIntosh: …a “reactionary socialist institution.” Yikes.
MacIntosh: But Newt trashes anything that gets in his way. He once said about his first wife, “She isn’t young enough or pretty enough to be the President’s wife.”
Oscar: Has him looked in a mirror lately?
MacIntosh: Newt never looks in the mirror.
Oscar: Howse come?
MacIntosh: He read somewhere you are not supposed to look directly at God.
Oscar: Hoelee Moelee.
MacIntosh: Newt says if he is elected President he’ll only listen to judges if they are saying what he wants.
Oscar: Really? What if them keeps sayin’ stuff he don’t like.
MacIntosh: He says he’ll send the police to arrest them.
Oscar: Your makin’ that stuff up MacIntosh.
MacIntosh: Nope. He really said that.
Oscar: I thinks Newt should change his name.
Oscar: Cuz it is unfair to salamanders.