MacIntosh: Hello, MacIntosh here.
Oscar: Hi MacIntosh, this is Oscar. I’m here in New York City already.
MacIntosh: Good flight?
Oscar: Yep. The ladies in the uniforms told me I was real cute.
MacIntosh: Oh yeah?
Oscar: Yep. And they asked me if I wanted fish, beef or chicken.
MacIntosh: What did you tell them?
Oscar: I said yes. Then they asked me if I wanted whine.
Oscar: But I told them I wouldn’t whine but I could growl if they wanted.
MacIntosh: Have you been down to Wall Street yet?
Oscar: Yep. That’s where I is.
MacIntosh: What’s happening?
Oscar: So far we have had pizza twice, I sprinkled some joy-joy on a fire hydrant and…oh yeah, some peoples in uniform pepper sprayed us and beat the hell out of some TV reporters.
MacIntosh: Yikes. Many people there?
Oscar: Over 10,000 peoples…the protesters are getting support from the onions.
Oscar: Yeah, them things.
MacIntosh: That’s good.
Oscar: Not really….there’s only so much pizza you know.
MacIntosh: I didn’t think of that.
Oscar: Yep. And some teabagger peoples came to talk to us.
MacIntosh: What did they have to say?
Oscar: Them said we was being bad cuz we was protesting against multi-national corporations and we should just protest against duly elected government like theys do.
MacIntosh: Oh boy.
Oscar: And there was some peoples in nice suits and silk dresses up on a balcony drinking wine and laughin’ at us. One lady shouted down “let them eat cake.”
MacIntosh: What did you do?
Oscar: I told them maybe after the pizza.
MacIntosh: That’s telling her Oscar.
Oscar: And some guy in a suit walked by and told us we should get jobs.
MacIntosh: What did the protesters say?
Oscar: They said “Eggzactly….thats whys we is here”
MacIntosh: I guess he missed that point.
Oscar: I gotta go MacIntosh.
MacIntosh: Are the police coming?
Oscar: No. I gotta GO. That pizza and chicken and fish and beefs gotta GO.
MacIntosh: Well, I’m proud of you Oscar.
Oscar: There’s a Bank of America branch right here. I thinks I’ll go make a deposit.