Oscar: Todays we have an interview with Moa…mya…that Ghadaffi guy.
MacIntosh: Yep. We tracked him down and he agreed to give us a world-wide exclusive interview. We found him working at the Lazy Lizard Lounge in Las Vegas Nevada.
Oscar: Where moa…mya…that guy… has been performing three shows a day doin’ Michael Jackson impressions.
MacIntosh: Welcome Muammar Ghadafi. May I call you Muammar?
MG: I prefer my formal name.
Oscar: You gots a formal name?
MG: Yes. I am ‘Brotherly Leader and Guide of the Revolution in Libya’.
Oscar: You gots anything a little shorter.
MacIntosh: How about ‘bro’.
MG: Yes. Bro would be acceptable.
Oscar: Well Bro….first thing I gotta say we caught your act and it was amazing.
MG: Yes. Micheal would be very proud.
MG: Yes. We know each other very fabulous. We share the same tailor and I was a Brotherly Guide to his dressing tastes.
MacIntosh: Did you come up with the glove idea?
MG: We were playing golf one day…he admired my glove…one thing lead to another. Very fabulous.
Oscar: Wow Bro. Micheal Jackson played golf?
MG: Big golfer. Very fabulous to play golf with Micheal Jackson. Some day I tell you about the Tripoli Open when he moonwalked into a sand trap. Very fabulous.
MacIntosh: Do you know other famous people?
MG: Well….I think I met your Senators Joe Leiberman and John McCain.
MacIntosh: You’re not sure you met them?
MG: Not sure because I never saw their faces…they were too busy kissing my ass.
Oscar: Thats funny Bro.
MG: Yes…and true.
MacIntosh: How did you get to America?
MG: United flight to Los Angeles and Southwest Airlines into Vegas.
Oscar: But howse come they lets you in at all?
MG: The whole thing was arranged by George Bush and his boy Dick Cheney.
MacIntosh: I think you have that backwards.
Oscar: Why would theys do that?
MG: You kidding? They owe the Bro big favors.
Oscar: Fors what?
MG: Because their CIA are nincompoops. Waterboarding…sheesh…big waste of water.
Oscar: So did you helps the CIA?
MG. Sure. They would send them down to Tripoli where we had true intelligence professionals.
Oscar: Did your guys get them to talk turkey?
MG: My guys could get them to talk kangaroo. We put the ‘extraordinary’ in ‘extraordinary rendition’.
MacIntosh: Did they come up with any important information?
MG: Don’t know. Don’t care.
MacIntosh: Turning to Libya. Syria is broadcasting phone messages where you call the rebels rats and germs to be eradicated.
Oscar: Whats that about?
MG: Hah hah. Just practising commercials for new business.
MacIntosh: You have a new business?
MG: Yes. Pest control…Its my first step into American poltics.
Oscar: Howse does pest controls get you into politics?
MG: Don’t know….just taking advice from Tom Delay.
MacIntosh: Do you know Tom Delay.
MG: Not sure. Never saw his face.