Oscar: That Ghadaffi guy just phoned to say he was still in control of Labia.
Oscar: Yeah…that thing. I thinks he’s hangin’ out with a buddy.
MacIntosh: Why’s that?
Oscar: Cuz if you listen real careful you can hear someone in the background sayin’ “table for 2 for Baghdad Bob”.
MacIntosh: Sounded kind of muddled?
Oscar: Yeah…likes he was talkin’ through a burqa or somethin’
MacIntosh: As a matter of fact….they just published a picture of Ghadaffi someone took with a cell phone. Here it is:
Oscar: Him musta been takin’ a breather.
Oscar: Howse come he’s holding out one finger.
MacIntosh: It may symbolize the number of sons they haven’t nabbed yet.
Oscar: Or it could be he is holding up the wrong finger.
Oscar: Whats gonna happen if the peoples catch him.
MacIntosh: Street light.
MacIntosh: They’ll turn him into a human street light.
Oscar: That’s nice..
Oscar: Yep….cuz even though he lost, the people still wants to immolate him.