Oscar: Me and MacIntosh wanted to make sure the peoples that don’t likes abortion have a chance to say whats they believe.
MacIntosh: So we asked people with Right To Life bumper snickers to participate in a roundtable discussion.
Oscar: Wes recorded the round thing so wes all can share and get to know howse people thinks about this icky issue.
MacIntosh: To protect our participants we will not identify them by name but rather by the kind of car they were driving when we found them.
Oscar: Hello everybodies and thanks for coming here to today. We publish a very popular blog read by more than 40 peoples some of whom aren’t even related to our Dad or Mom sos this is your chance to get some massive publicity.
MacIntosh: You all had stickers on your car saying you believed in the right to life. What does that mean to you?
01 Chevy Suburban: It means I believe in the sanctity of life and am totally against abortion.
87 Dodge Caravan: The Bible clearly states that abortion is an abomination before God.
Oscar: Could you tells me where it says that cuz I couldn’t find any mention of abortion in the Bible.
08 Hummer: It doesn’t mention it because it wasn’t an issue then….that was waaaay before Roe vs. Wade.
MacIntosh: Actually, abortion was common….even infanticide.
01 Chevy Suburban: God clearly states in the Ten Commandments “Thou Shalt Not Kill”. End of story.
87 Dodge Caravan: And Jesus teaches us to protect the innocent and the downtrodden.
Oscar: What ifs some downtrodden woman is gonna die if she doesn’t have an abortion?
08 Hummer: No exceptions to God’s Law. The woman dies.
MacIntosh: Do you all feel that way?
01 Chevy Suburban: She dies.
87 Dodge Caravan: Goner.
MacIntosh: What if she was raped?
01 Chevy Suburban: No exceptions….God said it and there can’t be any exceptions.
Oscar: Howse do you all feel about the Death Penalty?
All 3 cars: For it. Hell yes.
MacIntosh: What about the commandment not to kill?
08 Hummer: That’s an exception. God only protects innocent life.
Oscar: What ifs we kill an innocent person?
01 Chevy Suburban: If they have been found guilty they obviously are not innocent.
MacIntosh: Actually there are numerous cases where we learned someone was innocent after their execution.
Oscar: Peoples make mistakes you know.
87 Dodge Caravan: We have to teach people not to kill and the best way to do that is to kill them.
Oscar: And if they was innocents?
08 Hummer: Collateral damage.
MacIntosh: Speaking of collateral damage, how do you feel about the civilians killed by our military?
01 Chevy Suburban: Not innocent. Hanging out with terrorists.
Oscar: But some of these peoples are women and babies.
08 Hummer: God makes an exception for collateral damage.
Oscar: God’s got a lot of exceptions.
MacIntosh: How do you feel about the murder of doctors that perform abortions?
All 3 cars: For it. Had it coming.
Oscar: Hoelee Moelee another exception!
08 Hummer: Look…the guy was a murderer by definition.
MacIntosh: Actually, the abortions were completely legal under the law.
08 Hummer: Not under God’s Law….that’s a higher law.
Oscar: Hoelee Sharia. Yous guys believe in Sharia?
All 3 cars: No way.
MacIntosh: Turning to another area….we have 50 million citizens without health care and every year tens of thousands die needless deaths. How do you feel about Universal Health Care?
01 Chevy Suburban: Against it.
87 Dodge Caravan: Socialism.
08 Hummer: Get a job….buy some insurance for God’s sake.
Oscar: What about the sanctities of life?
08 Hummer: God makes an exception if you don’t have a job.
MacIntosh: Birth control?
08 Hummer: If God wanted us to make that call he would have put an on/off switch on our testicles.
01 Chevy Suburban: Sperm has the potential to become an innocent child and that child needs to be protected too
Oscar: Wow. We is one wet dream away from being mass murderers.