Oscar: Me and MacIntosh got invited to a conference thingy for People That Create Jobs.
MacIntosh: Lots of beautiful people dressed in designer clothes and the kind of jewellery only Newt Gingrich can afford….yachts and Ferraris as far as you could see.
Oscar: They was really yucking it up.
MacIntosh: Like when they asked that guy if he was going to the men’s room?
Oscar: Yep and he said yeah it was time for some trickle down.
MacIntosh: Big laughs there. So we recorded some of the stuff on our Smart Phone so everybody could enjoy it.
Oscar: Let’s play it now.
TrustFundBaby: So I asked my banker in the Cayman Islands if I deposited another 10 million would he hire a new clerk.
CEO: What did he say?
TrustFundBaby: He asked why. I told him because I was supposed to use my tax savings to create jobs.
HedgeFundManager: That’s hilarious. Can you believe those schmucks?
CEO: Yeah. Someone asked at our last board meeting if we were going to use our tax subsidies to hire more people.
HedgeFundManager: Really? Did you throw him out?
CEO: No. It was just one of our people from the Dublin office all fucked up trying to make everybody laugh.
HedgeFundManager: Do you think they will ever figure out companies only hire people when the economy is expanding?
ParisHilton: Could you pass the cocaine please?
CEO: Sure hon….here you go. You would think they would notice we fire people when the economy is bad.
TrustFundBaby: It’s like those teabaggers are sitting in their trailer parks going “please Mr. Rich Person, here is some more money. Please create some jobs.”
ParisHilton: I would hire someone if they could make it stop hurting when I get a Brazilian.
TrustFundBaby: Speaking ofBrazil….I hear a lot of money is being invested down there.
ParisHilton: Down there is where it hurts.
CEO: Yep. It’s booming in Brazil.
HedgeFundManager: I’m old enough to remember when we paid high taxes but they gave us tax relief if we actually did something that was for the good of the country.
TrustFundBaby: Which country?
CEO: The U.S. of A. before we hired Reagan to convince the silent majority that fairy tales could come true.
HedgeFundManager: Speaking of countries, where you guys living now.
TrustFundBaby: Sweden in the summer…New Zealand in the winter.
CEO: Those are socialist countries. Why are you living there?
TrustFundBaby: Quality of life. The people are happy and healthy and there no beggars in the streets.
ParisHilton: I heard that cutey pie Paul Ryan is here.
CEO: Yeah, he’s back in the kitchen with the other hired help.
HedgeFundManager: Well, here’s to class warfare.
ParisHilton: I’ll snort to that.