Chicken Shit

Oscar:  Peoples has been writin’ wantin’ to know if we is dead or somethin’.

MacIntosh:  Were they worried about us or working on their to-do list?

Oscar:  I don’t know MacIntosh…them wants to know howse come we not saying anything.

MacIntosh:  We like to talk about the absurdities of politics, right?

Oscar:  Yeah cuz we don’t like them surdities.

MacIntosh:  And, as you know, American politics have always been a target rich environment.

Oscar:  Sarah Palin is a career by herself.

MacIntosh:  Right.  Well, lately, Sarah is starting to look sane by comparison

Oscar:  Hoelee moelee.

MacIntosh:  Republicans want to save the government by shutting down the government.

Oscar:  Yikes.

MacIntosh:  Pat Buchanan gets on MSNBC and declares the right wing nut in Norway had a good idea.

Oscar:  Double Yikes.

MacIntosh:  Michelle Bachman is leading inIowa.

Oscar:  No.

MacIntosh:  It’s true.

Oscar:  Quadruple gazillion yikes.

MacIntosh:  A security guard tells two lesbians they can’t hold hands at an exhibit honouring a lesbian writer.

Oscar:  Was that inAlabama?

MacIntosh:  That was inSan Francisco.

Oscar:  (silence)

MacIntosh:  The governor ofTexashas organized a prayer meeting.

Oscar:  What about the separation of church and state?

MacIntosh:  Exactly.  See what I mean.

Oscar:  I forgot what we was talkin’ about.

MacIntosh:  Why we haven’t been saying anything.

Oscar:  Cuz….?

MacIntosh:  The plumbing is overloaded.  There is more shit coming in than we can get out.

Oscar:  Quarter in the jar.  Maybe we should talk faster.

MacIntosh:  It’s too late.  We’re constipated.

Oscar:  Buts today we is getting’ some of that poop out.

MacIntosh:  That’s true.

Oscar:  Feel any better now?

MacIntosh:  A little.

Oscar:  Have hope….remember the words of Lyndon Johnson.

MacIntosh:  Which were….?

Oscar:  “Son, in politics you’ve got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad.”

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4 Responses to Chicken Shit

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  2. Bill Walker says:

    May God have mercy on your political “soul food”.

  3. Separation of church and state is a myth its not in the constitution.. Only there shall be no formal state religion.. Political leaders have all attended or given prayers on behalf of the nation including Obama. However the Obama administration is being in Federal Court by the American Legion and Veterans of Foreign Wars for incidents at one of our national cemeteries in Texas… Given nothing of this has been reported at any other veterans cemeteries most likely the fuck is just the local director…. MSNBC’s Rachael Maddow is being sued for 50 million in a defamation lawsuit of a Christian musician….

    International Space Station is going to crash in 2020 if the Russians have their say, big surprise to NASA, but we no longer have a space vehicle thanks to Obama… NASA is going to change their name from NASA to NIAA given their new mission.. China is planning for a nuclear war with the US within ten years, they are also building their own space station.

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