Oscar: Peoples has been writin’ wantin’ to know if we is dead or somethin’.
MacIntosh: Were they worried about us or working on their to-do list?
Oscar: I don’t know MacIntosh…them wants to know howse come we not saying anything.
MacIntosh: We like to talk about the absurdities of politics, right?
Oscar: Yeah cuz we don’t like them surdities.
MacIntosh: And, as you know, American politics have always been a target rich environment.
Oscar: Sarah Palin is a career by herself.
MacIntosh: Right. Well, lately, Sarah is starting to look sane by comparison
Oscar: Hoelee moelee.
MacIntosh: Republicans want to save the government by shutting down the government.
MacIntosh: Pat Buchanan gets on MSNBC and declares the right wing nut in Norway had a good idea.
Oscar: Double Yikes.
MacIntosh: Michelle Bachman is leading inIowa.
MacIntosh: It’s true.
Oscar: Quadruple gazillion yikes.
MacIntosh: A security guard tells two lesbians they can’t hold hands at an exhibit honouring a lesbian writer.
Oscar: Was that inAlabama?
MacIntosh: That was inSan Francisco.
MacIntosh: The governor ofTexashas organized a prayer meeting.
Oscar: What about the separation of church and state?
MacIntosh: Exactly. See what I mean.
Oscar: I forgot what we was talkin’ about.
MacIntosh: Why we haven’t been saying anything.
MacIntosh: The plumbing is overloaded. There is more shit coming in than we can get out.
Oscar: Quarter in the jar. Maybe we should talk faster.
MacIntosh: It’s too late. We’re constipated.
Oscar: Buts today we is getting’ some of that poop out.
MacIntosh: That’s true.
Oscar: Feel any better now?
MacIntosh: A little.
Oscar: Have hope….remember the words of Lyndon Johnson.
MacIntosh: Which were….?
Oscar: “Son, in politics you’ve got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad.”