Oscar: Howse come every one is mad at Anthony Weiner
MacIntosh: He twittered his penis.
Oscar: Yikes…that must have been painful.
MacIntosh: It means he sent pictures of his penis on the internet.
Oscar: Is that because he’s Jewish?
Oscar: Thems believe in circumvision don’t they?
MacIntosh: Oh my.
Oscar: So what happens now?
MacIntosh: The Democratic leaders are lining up to throw him under the bus.
Oscar: And he hasn’t even healed from his circumvision.
MacIntosh: And the Republicans want him to resign.
Oscar: Are them morally outraged?
MacIntosh: Not really….Republicans do this stuff all the time but they don’t think Weiner did it the right way.
Oscar: Howse do them do it?
MacIntosh: Well…first of all you need to become a spokesman against the behaviour you are currently doing. If you are having an affair, like John Ensign (R-Nev), you will want to sponsor the Federal Marriage Amendment to protect the family. If you are gay, like Larry Craig, (R – Idaho), you will need to sponsor legislation that attacks gays.
Oscar: Isn’t that hypocrisy?
MacIntosh: That’s the point….its kind of like apologizing in advance. The whole bit was created by Newt Gingrich (R- Narcissism) and later, perfected by Mark Sanford (R- S. Carolina-Argentina-Appalachian Trail)
Oscar: And Weiner didn’t do that?
MacIntosh: Nope. He was too busy doing other stuff.
Oscar: Likes what?
MacIntosh: He helped create the Middle Class Caucus in Congress to identify and support the needs ofAmerica’s middle class.
Oscar: That’s nice.
MacIntosh: While he initially supported the Iraq war he quickly campaigned against it when he realized it was based on lies.
Oscar: That’s smart.
MacIntosh: He sponsored a law which halted tobacco smuggling on the internet. He lambasted Republicans for opposing funds to help the first responders on 9/11.
MacIntosh: And he has been a strong advocate for Affordable Health. He has built a reputation as the hardest working member of Congress. He has been outspoken, saying
“Make no mistake about it, every single Republican I have ever met in my entire life is a wholly owned subsidiary of the insurance industry.”
Oscar: So them is mad at him cuz he is right on the issues, has been an effective spokesman and likes to take pictures of his weiner in his spare time?
MacIntosh: It’s the weiner thing.
Oscar: A guy has to have a hobby, huh MacIntosh.