Phopheting From Sin: The Osama Porn

Oscar:  The news lady says they found a bunch of porno stuff at Bin Laden’s house.

MacIntosh:  Yep….I have the list right here.

Oscar:  Yous got the list of porno Osama was watchin’?

MacIntosh:  Yep.

Oscar:  Wheres did you get that?

MacIntosh:  We have a cousin that has a parrot that knows a penquin that had an affair with a Seal.

Oscar:  So its semi-direct.

MacIntosh:  Yep…the real thing.

Oscar:  Whatchagot?

MacIntosh:  Most views went to  Dimah Does The Pentagon.

Oscar:  What happens?

MacIntosh:  Dimah is conflicted…she asks her friend, “Fadiyah…does this bomb make my ass look big?”

Oscar:  What else?

MacIntosh:  Another favourite was Tora Bora Whora.

Oscar:  What’s it about?

MacIntosh:  Its an allegory;  the hero is trapped in a dark cave and when he tries to escape the entrance snaps shut.

Oscar:  Yikes.

MacIntosh:  There’s some soft porn too.

Oscar:  Like what?

MacIntosh:  Burqa’s Gone Wild.  Some guys go to a festival, get girls to flash their breasts in return for beads and then they stone them to death.

Oscar:  Boys do like to have fun.  Anything about camels?

MacIntosh:  Two…Khamels for Khadafi and How To Smoke a Camel.

Oscar:  Howse come they call camels the ‘Ship of the Desert’.

MacIntosh:  Apparently they are full of Arab semen.

Oscar:  Oh boy.  Do you think Osama got 72 virgins when he died?

MacIntosh:  Yep….but they were all Catholic nuns.

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One Response to Phopheting From Sin: The Osama Porn

  1. Father Guido says:

    Don, Don? Noo Noo That’s a not what happens after you die..
    You no get 72 virgins… You have to pay for your sins….

    Here this video was made a few decades ago during mya early years as a priest…

    Homily Vita est Lavorum

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