Oscar: Looks like they killed that Osama guy.
MacIntosh: Yep…have you heard how people are responding?
Oscar: Nopes. What did Trump say?
MacIntosh: “I am very proud of myself. Without me we would have never gotten that mother fucker.”
Oscar: Yikes. Quarter in the jar… how abouts Sarah?
MacIntosh: “Its about time Obama manned up and found the genitals to do what I would have done two years ago from the presidential helicopter.”
Oscar: That’s scary. How about Michelle Bachmann.
MacIntosh: She said “I send my congratulations with an asterisk but I still say 30,000 Libyan citizens are dead on-account-of-because Obama is an affirmative action President.”
Oscar: I loves the way she stands up for the untruth. Howse about Romney?
MacIntosh: Romney was still recovering from his gaffe at the Koch dinner party….he was seen mumbling “when I said we should hang Obama I didn’t mean it ….I meant to say he was well-hung…no wait minute I didn’t say that either and I also didn’t mean I really supported public health care and I did I mention I’m just a Jack-Mormon?
Oscar: Wow that dude is conflicted. Howse about Mitch Daniels?
MacIntosh: He said, “I’m not saying a damn thing because I am destined to be a dark horse and dark horses are considered dark for a reason.”
Oscar: Whats about Karl Rove?
MacIntosh: He said, “The idiots killed Osama? That’s like killing the rabbit at a Greyhound Track…it’s gonna screw up all the races.”
Oscar: And finally, howse about George Bush?
MacIntosh: He said……”Mission Accomplished.”