Oscar: Obama released his long birth certificate thingy.
MacIntosh: Do you think it will make a difference?
Oscar: Whys not?
MacIntosh: Because it doesn’t answer the underlying question that about half the Republican Party has about Obama.
Oscar: What question is that?
MacIntosh: How did we end up with a black man in the white house?
Oscar: So nows what will they say?
MacIntosh: They’ll say he got into Harvard because he was black… affirmative action.
Oscar: What’s that?
MacIntosh: The words white people use to say black people are not capable of achieving success on their own merits.
Oscar: Hows can Obama prove that?
MacIntosh: They will want to see his school records.
Oscar: Is that something every one running for office has done?
MacIntosh: The question didn’t come up before.
Oscar: Why’s not?
MacIntosh: Because we didn’t end up with a black man in the white house.
Oscar: Did George Bush deserve to get into Harvard?
MacIntosh: Nope. He was a dedicated under achiever.
Oscar: Hows did he get in?
MacIntosh: Legacy Preference.
Oscar: Whats that?
MacIntosh: The words white people say to justify awarding success to people that are incapable on their own merits. In the Ivy League about 15% of students get in because their parents are alumni.
Oscar: How does it work?
MacIntosh: If you have Legacy Preference the school adds an average of 160 points to your SAT score.
Oscar: That’s handy. What if you are Asian?
MacIntosh: They deduct an average of 50 points from your SAT score.
Oscar: Is you playin’ the race card MacIntosh?
Oscar: When will you quit playin’ the race card?
MacIntosh: When white people quit stacking the deck.