Oscar: Howse come them Republicans hate Planned Parenthood?
MacIntosh: Obviously they think Parenthood should be Unplanned.
Oscar: Do Planned Parenthood peoples helps you plan?
MacIntosh: Yep. They provide counselling, advice on birth control, testing for STD’s and, of course, pregnancy tests.
Oscar: John Kyl from Ariizona says “If you want an abortion, you go to Planned Parenthood, and that’s well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does,”
MacIntosh: Yeah…and if you want to hear bald-faced lies and unadulterated bullshit you go to John Kyl. He said that…and was immediately corrected. The truth is that in 2009, 96 % of the organizations activities were for cancer screenings, STD or STI testing, counselling and education or pregnancy testing and prevention.
Oscar: So John Kyl just made it up?
MacIntosh: Yep. Independent research in USA Today shows that each year Planned Parenthood plays a role in preventing over 2 million unwanted pregnancies and stopping over 800,000 women from getting abortions. Only 3% of their patients request abortion services. Figures show that Planned Parenthhod is ten times more likely to help prevent an abortion than carry one out.
Oscar: But…but…. That Hucksterbee guy was on Fox and Fiends the next day and he said Planned Parenthood is primarily in the abortion business.
MacIntosh: Yeah….another Christian giving false witness. John Kyl said it so it must be true except it isn’t.
Oscar: And that Mike Pence guy said the same thing. He said we should shut the government down because them evil Democrats in Washington do not respect his values.
MacIntosh: What are his values?
Oscar: He said “Let me explain. I’m pro-life. I don’t apologize for it.”
MacIntosh: He’s lying.
Oscar: Mike Pence is not pro-life?
MacIntosh: You can’t be pro-life and against universal health care at the same time. Its impossible
Oscar: Cuz how can you be pro-life and want 40 million Americans to be without health care.
MacIntosh: You can’t be pro-life and not do everything you can to help people from starving.
Oscar: Cuz if they starve they die and dying is anti-life.
MacIntosh: Exactly…. Pence, Huckabee, Kyl are not pro-life.
Oscar: What is they?
MacIntosh: They are pro-themselves. They are just trying to get votes from CINOs.
Oscar: What’s a CINO?
MacIntosh: Christian In Name Only.