CINOs and the Planned Parenthood Fraud

 

Oscar:  Howse come them Republicans hate Planned Parenthood?

MacIntosh:  Obviously they think Parenthood should be Unplanned.

Oscar:  Do Planned Parenthood peoples helps you plan?

MacIntosh:   Yep.  They provide counselling, advice on birth control, testing for STD’s and, of course, pregnancy tests.

Oscar:  John Kyl from Ariizona says “If you want an abortion, you go to Planned Parenthood, and that’s well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does,”

MacIntosh:  Yeah…and if you want to hear bald-faced lies and unadulterated bullshit you go to John Kyl.  He said that…and was immediately corrected.  The truth is that in 2009, 96 % of the organizations activities were for cancer screenings, STD or STI testing, counselling and education or pregnancy testing and prevention.

Oscar:  So John Kyl just made it up?

MacIntosh: Yep.  Independent research in USA Today shows that each year Planned Parenthood plays a role in preventing over 2 million unwanted pregnancies and stopping over 800,000 women from getting abortions.  Only 3% of their patients request abortion services.   Figures show that Planned Parenthhod is ten times more likely to help prevent an abortion than carry one out.

Oscar: But…but….  That Hucksterbee guy was on Fox and Fiends the next day and he said Planned Parenthood is primarily in the abortion business.

MacIntosh:  Yeah….another Christian giving false witness.  John Kyl said it so it must be true except it isn’t.

Oscar:  And that Mike Pence guy said the same thing.  He said we should shut the government down because them evil Democrats in Washington do not respect his values.

MacIntosh:  What are his values?

Oscar:  He said  “Let me explain. I’m pro-life. I don’t apologize for it.”

MacIntosh:  He’s lying.

Oscar:  Mike Pence is not pro-life?

MacIntosh:  You can’t be pro-life and against universal health care at the same time.  Its impossible

Oscar:  Cuz how can you be pro-life and want 40 million Americans to be without health care.

MacIntosh:  You can’t be pro-life and not do everything you can to help people from starving.

Oscar:  Cuz if they starve they die and dying is anti-life.

MacIntosh:  Exactly…. Pence, Huckabee, Kyl are not pro-life.

Oscar:  What is they?

MacIntosh:  They are pro-themselves.  They are just trying to get votes from CINOs.

Oscar:  What’s a CINO?

MacIntosh:  Christian In Name Only.

 

 

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2 Responses to CINOs and the Planned Parenthood Fraud

  1. Zig Zoe says:

    Unfortunately they are behaving exactly like 1/2 of all American Christians believe. The other 1/2 of American Christians just sit on their hands and do not call out their conservative brothers and sisters, which makes them just as culpable for the problems.

    Thank God for the Atheists.

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