Oscar: Thanks everyone for voting on ifs we should run in 2012.
MacIntosh: Almost everyone says we should run.
Oscar: Two of yous thought we should dance.
MacIntosh: And one of you thought we should just hump Roger Ailes leg.
Oscar: Who’s that?
MacIntosh: Big bald headed guy….president of Fox TV….we saw him on TV once.
Oscar: I thought that was a blimp in the Macy’s parade.
MacIntosh: Somebody pointed out if we win we would have to leave New Zealand.
Oscar: Which would break my heart on-account-of-because Prince Andrew.
MacIntosh: Oscar loves Prince Andrew.
Oscar: Buts I’m willin’ to give it up to lead the free world and everything.
MacIntosh: So…today…the 23rd day of March, 2011, Oscar and I are officially announcing our candidacy for the Democratic nomination for President of the United States.
Oscar: Sorries Obama but you drove us to it.
MacIntosh: We will run a 100% positive campaign.
Oscar: So we’s is not even gonna mention that little problem with the birth certificate.
MacIntosh: Oscar…stop that…what are you doing now?
Oscar: I’m writing a campaign poster.
MacIntosh: Good idea.
Oscar: Howse do you spell Kenya?
MacIntosh: We will run a 95% positive campaign.
Oscar: Is ‘colonial mindset’ 2 words or 3 words?
MacIntosh: We will run a 90% positive campaign.
Oscar: Can we have a slogan?
MacIntosh: Yes, we can.
Oscar: Obama already used that one.
MacIntosh: So let’s ask our readers….
Oscar: You can vote for more than one and gives us your ideas too.