Oscar: Some of our readers are sayin’ we should run for Prezident in 2012.
MacIntosh: They will want to see our birth certificates.
Oscar: We’s born in New Zealand.
MacIntosh: But our parents are American.
Oscar: We’s only 5 years old.
MacIntosh: That’s 35 in dog years.
Oscar: We are definitely not qualified.
MacIntosh: The teabaggers will love that quality in us.
Oscar: Sos we can run!!
MacIntosh: The question is…should we?
Oscar: Whys not?
MacIntosh: Why do you want to run?
MacIntosh: You need a better reason than banquets.
Oscar: What could be better than banquets?
MacIntosh: Good question. What would we want to do if we are elected?
Oscar: We could feed the hungries.
MacIntosh: In the land of plenty no child should go to bed hungry.
Oscar: We could heals the sick.
MacIntosh: If you believe in the sanctity of life you believe in universal health care.
Oscar: We will makes our workers and small businesses stronger.
MacIntosh: Regulate Wall Street….Renovate Main Street.
Oscar: We would be fair with other countries.
MacIntosh: They are our partners….not our prey.
Oscar: It’s a tough call but I’m leanin’ to the runnin’ side.
MacIntosh: What was your deciding factor.
MacIntosh: I think we should ask our readers first.