Oscar: Looks like we gots rid of flies over Labia.
Oscar: Yeah…we gots a no fly zone over Labia.
MacIntosh: Oscar….its real important to say L.-i-b-y-a instead of labia.
Oscar: Howse come its of majora importance??
MacIntosh: Well. Because….it is. Take my word for it.
Oscar: Okays. Howse come we don’t have a no fly zone over Ballreins.
Oscar: Yeah…them things.
MacIntosh: In Libya a dictator is killing his own people to maintain a life of luxury for him and his family.
Oscar: Whats about in Bahrain?
MacIntosh: While in Bahrain a dictator is killing his own people to maintain a life of luxury for him and his family.
Oscar: What’s the difference.
MacIntosh: Foreign policy based on the price of oil.
Oscar: Hoelee Moelee. Whats about in Saudi Arabia?
MacIntosh: In Saudi Arabia, a dictator is bribing his own people to maintain a life of luxury for him and his family.
Oscar: And bribing is a better than killing huh MacIntosh?
MacIntosh: Much better. Instead of spending billions to kill and terrorize their own people, the Saudi’s just go “here you go guys, spend it on yourselves so we won’t have to.”
Oscar: So its like what that famous Saudi patriot once said…
Oscar: Gives me liberty or gives me 25,000 a year.