Oscar: I wants to be a teacher when I grows up.
MacIntosh: Why’s that?
Oscar: Cuz theys is livin’ a Charlie Sheen life.
Oscar: Yep. The guy on foxes channel says they is livin’ in the lap of luxury…makin’ the big bucks and hardly workin’ part-time. Theys get 2 months off a year so thems got plenty of time to luxurize in theirs yachts and private jets.
MacIntosh: Sounds real nice.
Oscar: And ifs I can’t be a teachers I wants to be a public service employee.
MacIntosh: Which kind?
Oscar: Doesn’t matter…theys is all filthy rich living on private estates and making 10 times what them pays the Greeter at Walmart.
MacIntosh: And not everyone can aspire to being a Greeter.
Oscar: Eggs Zactly.
MacIntosh: What else did the guy on Fox say.
Oscar: He said the reasons the protesters is makin’ so much noise is because that’s what a pig does when you poke it with a knife.
MacIntosh: What does he think we should do?
Oscar: We should bust their Onions.
Oscar: Yeah like that thing.
MacIntosh: What about the bankers and the stock brokers?
Oscar: Whats about them?
MacIntosh: Does he think they are making too much money?
Oscar: Nope…he says they deserve every cent they gets to keep because we don’t tax them.
Oscar: What’s the matter MacIntosh.
MacIntosh: It’s just that…well…there are people that are so fucked up they actually believe that.
Oscar: Quarter in the jar….maybe two quarters.
MacIntosh: Look. .. when the republicans lie about something most of us don’t know much about you can almost forgive people for believing their lies.
Oscar: Maybe three quarters.
MacIntosh: But this is something all of us know a lot about. We all had or have teachers. We all know lots of teachers. We all know public service employees. We know how these people live. They are barely middle-class. They work their asses off.
Oscar: Definitely four quarters
MacIntosh: All people have to do is look 50 feet around them to know what the Republicans are saying is a pile of shit.
Oscar: A gazillion quarters
MacIntosh: There are people in the middle class that would clap like trained seals if the GOP paraded a guy on Fox that said “hey…we hate you middle class and we want the poorer people just to die. Man up you pigs… we need you to MAKE LESS so the moneyed elite can MAKE MORE”
Oscar: Them Republicans should make that their new slogan.
MacIntosh: Whats that?
Oscar: “Make Less So We Can Make More”