Oscar: I’m glad we’s Westies and not Scotties.
MacIntosh: Why’s that?
Oscar: Cuz Scotties is in trouble all over the place.
MacIntosh: They are?
Oscar: Yep. Firsts you got Scotty Walker.
MacIntosh: The Governor of Wisconsin
Oscar: Thens you gots Scotty Fitzgerald.
MacIntosh: The GOP Senate Majority Leader in Wisconsin.
Oscar: Whats wrong with that guy?
MacIntosh: He’s desperate. Says he’s got proof that Obama is behind the recall efforts in Wisconsin because…..drum roll…one of the organizers voted for Obama in the last election. He also says he now thinks the recall laws should only apply in specific cases.
Oscar: Likes what?
MacIntosh: Like for any Democrat. They should only apply to Republicans if they are caught on tape sexually abusing children under 12 in a manner considered un-Christian.
Oscar: I’m proud of the 14 democrats that are staying out of state.
MacIntosh: Me too…why do you say?
Oscar: Cuz they don’t get to smoke whatevers them Senators is smokin’.
MacIntosh: Good point.
Oscar: Now Scotty Brown is in troubles too.
MacIntosh: Yep. Caught on tape sucking Koch at a cancer fundraiser.
Oscar: Oh thank you Mr. Koch for yours money to get me elected and would you please, my noble overlord, gives me some more monies so I can get elected and be your bitch some more.
MacIntosh: Maybe Koch will bring him out to California and show him a real good time.
Oscar: Outstanding. And there is another Scotty in deep doo-doo.
MacIntosh: Who’s that?
Oscar: Rick Scotty the Governor of Florida.
MacIntosh: His name is Rick Scott.
Oscar: I knows MacIntosh. I’m workin’ this Scotty thing and I had to make it fit.
Oscar: Geez….gives a boy some poetic license why wont ya.
MacIntosh: I said I’m sorry. Yep. Ol’ Rick Scotty turns down Fed money for high speed rail which gets the business tycoons angry…then he proposes a $1.75 billion tax cut for corporations and wants to fire 8500 state employees to pay for it.
Oscar: Which makes everybody else angry.
MacIntosh: Well…he said he wanted to run government like a corporation.
Oscar: If he does that where’s the corporate CEO’s gonna run to when they bankrupt their corporations?