Oscar: Governor Walker says the unrest in Wisconsin is caused by ‘outside agitators’.
MacIntosh: That’s what Mubarak and Ghaddafi said too….but in this case it’s the absolute truth.
Oscar: It is?
MacIntosh: Yep. Outside agitators from California no less…the Koch brothers.
Oscar: Them brothers drove out from California to support the unions?
MacIntosh: No…they sent lots of money to bus in teabaggers from out of town to support Walker….not to mention the money they spent getting Walker elected in the first place.
Oscar: Them Koch brothers must loves Wisconsin.
MacIntosh: The Koch brothers are playing monopoly. They bought Wisconsin and now they want to get some rent money.
Oscar: Is Walker the car or the little dog them moves after they roll the dice?
MacIntosh: He’s the sack of money and the howitzer.
Oscar: Do the peoples in Wisconsin know the Koch brothers are usin’ Walker to play monopoly?
MacIntosh: If they were paying attention they would know….but now everyone will know.
Oscar: Did Walker confess?
MacIntosh: Nope. But a guy called him up pretending he was David Koch and recorded the conversation.
Oscar: Whats did them talk about?
MacIntosh: It was your basic report-to-the-boss call. Walker was sharing his tactics and strategies….how he planned on tricking the democratic representatives.
Oscar: Was the fake David Koch happy with his efforts?
MacIntosh: Oh yeah….said after the dust settled they would fly Walker to California and show him a real good time.
Oscar: What did Walker say.
MacIntosh: He said that would be outstanding.
Oscar: But it wouldn’t be upstanding, huh MacIntosh?
MacIntosh: Nope…Walker has sold his soul and the welfare of the people in Wisconsin.
Oscar: What does them call it when a politician sells himself?
MacIntosh: Sucking Koch.