Oscar: Howse come Dad’s mopin’ around.
MacIntosh: Sarah Palin.
Oscar: Whats did her say now?
MacIntosh: Who knows? The Republican elite have decided to get rid of her.
Oscar: They put a hit out on her?
MacIntosh: Yep…they sent in Bloody Billy Kristol.
Oscar: Isn’t he the guy that got her started in the first place?
MacIntosh: Yep…her biggest supporter.
Oscar: Et tu Bloody Billy. Is they mad because she said WTF?
MacIntosh: No…they’re mad because she won’t STFU.
Oscar: LOL…abbreviated quarter in the jar. Whats about the teabaggers? Theys still love Sarah, huh MacIntosh?
MacIntosh: They’re next.
Oscar: The Republican elites is getting’ rid of the teabaggers?
MacIntosh: Just telling them to STFU.
Oscar: Whats all them old peoples gonna do?
MacIntosh: Go back to watching I Love Lucy reruns…hang out at Wal-Mart…WGAF.
Oscar: Quarter. What’s Dad gonna do?
MacIntosh: Well…he still has Michelle Bachmann.
Oscar: That’s nice.
MacIntosh: And Christine O’Donnell has announced she is for hire to investigate the left.
Oscar: Is she qualified?
MacIntosh: No… but she sent out a letter saying she was praying people would send her money anyway.
Oscar: Will she use a special technique?
MacIntosh: Witch hunt is all she knows.