Oscar: Them Republicans are sure workin’ hard.
MacIntosh: Yep…proposing bills right and right.
Oscar: Is they solving the problems of the peoples?
MacIntosh: The number one issue for the majority of people is jobs.
Oscar: Whats the number two issue?
Oscar: So is they tryin’ to create jobs.
MacIntosh: There are over 20 separate bills in the house to kill Health Care.
Oscar: Wills that create jobs?
MacIntosh: Nope…it will add a gazillion to the deficit.
MacIntosh: Boehner says his highest priority is passing the ‘No Taxpayer Funding For Abortion Bill’.
Oscar: Whats will that do?
MacIntosh: It redefines rape as forcible rape so a girl has to get beat up to get an abortion if her rapist impregnates her.
Oscar: Whats if they drug her?
MacIntosh: Tough shit.
Oscar: Quarter in the jar. Whats if an old guy makes an underage girl haves sex.
MacIntosh: If she understands Republicans she’ll demand the guy beat her first.
Oscar: Maybes they could hire a guy to beats them up.
MacIntosh: Why would they do that?
Oscar: It’s a new job.
MacIntosh: Good idea.
Oscar: So what else is the Republicans proposin’?
MacIntosh: Down in Georgia a state rep wants to eliminate driver’s licenses.
Oscar: And we could gives jobs to people to tear up and burn all them old licenses.
MacIntosh: Yep. In South Dakota they have proposed a law to make it mandatory for all people to own guns.
Oscar: And that’s will create jobs for gun manufacturers and dealers plus lots of new work for morticians and police peoples.
Oscar: So what else is Republicans doin’ to create jobs?
MacIntosh: Nothing…they don’t know how. They are not the job creators.
Oscar: Who is?
MacIntosh: The rich people they give all the tax breaks to.
Oscar: Howse do they create jobs?
MacIntosh: They take their extra money and build factories in India and China and their children buy cocaine which creates jobs for growers all over the world.
Oscar: Isn’t that like rapin’ the American peoples?
MacIntosh: Yep. But we elected them so its not forcible rape.