A Few Good Men/Women

Oscar:  Do yous think  most peoples want to re-elect Obama now?

MacIntosh:  After his State of the Union speech?

Oscar:  Yeah…after that speech.

MacIntosh:  Yep, lots more…but he had heaps of help.

Oscar:  Did he have a good speech writer?

MacIntosh:  Yep…but they didn’t help that much

Oscar:  Did the first lady make sure he looked pretty?

MacIntosh:  Yep…but he always looks pretty.

Oscar:  Who helped so much then?

MacIntosh:  Paul Ryan and Michelle Bachmann.

Oscar:  But theys Republicans.

MacIntosh:  Exactly.

Oscar:  That was very nice of them.

MacIntosh:  And all they had to do was be them selves.

Oscar:  Whats did them says?

MacIntosh:  Ryan is the Republicans strongest player on economics.

Oscar:  Did he propose a new program?

MacIntosh:  Cut the deficit.  Cut the deficit.  And he was so boring it caused an up tick in admissions to coma wards around the country

Oscar:  Did he say howse he would could the deficit?

MacIntosh:  I don’t think so.

Oscar:  Yous didn’t listen till the end?

MacIntosh:  Nobody listened to the end.  Even the cameraman dozed off.

Oscar:  He was the best they got?

MacIntosh:  Yep.  But he was upstaged by Michelle Bachmann.

Oscar:  Did she give her “Thirteen Lies I love to Repeat” speech.

MacIntosh:  Yeah…but even better, she borrowed some charts from Glenn Beck.

Oscar:  Cuz he’s the king of lying with charts and numbers huh MacIntosh?

MacIntosh:  None better.

Oscar:  Do yous think she knows she is lyin’ “

MacIntosh:  She doesn’t know and she doesn’t care.

Oscar:  Do them teabaggers know she is lyin’?

MacIntosh:  They don’t know and they don’t care.  They just want some answers.

Oscar:  They want answers but not the truth.

MacIntosh:  THEY CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

Oscar:  Yous kind of look like Jack Nicholson just now.

MacIntosh:  Thanks…did you notice the veins sticking out on my neck?

Oscar:  Yep.  Maybe I could look like Tom Cruise.

MacIntosh:  You’re too tall.

 

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4 Responses to A Few Good Men/Women

  1. Uncle Stever says:

    Loved the Salmon joke!

  2. Ziggy & Zoe says:

    If an individual wants to look more attractive then all they have to be around an unattractive individual.

    Thank you, Republicans and Tea Partiers for being so unattractive. Keep up the bad job.

    We want to cut taxes… okay, how are you going to do that? …. we want to cut the deficit…. okay what part? … Entitlements… Like Medicare, Medicaid, Defense, Homeland Security, Social Security, Subidies, Education, Corporate Welfare… oh, no, no, no, no, no, none of them… So what do you want to cut to lower the deficit? …. um, entitlements… how about Bush tax cuts for the top .1%?… No, we need those cuts for our donors….our base, I mean the American people…

  3. Uncle Stever says:

    Uncle Stever went for a late evenng workout:-)

    Did the Supremes show up?

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