Oscar: Do yous think most peoples want to re-elect Obama now?
MacIntosh: After his State of the Union speech?
Oscar: Yeah…after that speech.
MacIntosh: Yep, lots more…but he had heaps of help.
Oscar: Did he have a good speech writer?
MacIntosh: Yep…but they didn’t help that much
Oscar: Did the first lady make sure he looked pretty?
MacIntosh: Yep…but he always looks pretty.
Oscar: Who helped so much then?
MacIntosh: Paul Ryan and Michelle Bachmann.
Oscar: But theys Republicans.
Oscar: That was very nice of them.
MacIntosh: And all they had to do was be them selves.
Oscar: Whats did them says?
MacIntosh: Ryan is the Republicans strongest player on economics.
Oscar: Did he propose a new program?
MacIntosh: Cut the deficit. Cut the deficit. And he was so boring it caused an up tick in admissions to coma wards around the country
Oscar: Did he say howse he would could the deficit?
MacIntosh: I don’t think so.
Oscar: Yous didn’t listen till the end?
MacIntosh: Nobody listened to the end. Even the cameraman dozed off.
Oscar: He was the best they got?
MacIntosh: Yep. But he was upstaged by Michelle Bachmann.
Oscar: Did she give her “Thirteen Lies I love to Repeat” speech.
MacIntosh: Yeah…but even better, she borrowed some charts from Glenn Beck.
Oscar: Cuz he’s the king of lying with charts and numbers huh MacIntosh?
MacIntosh: None better.
Oscar: Do yous think she knows she is lyin’ “
MacIntosh: She doesn’t know and she doesn’t care.
Oscar: Do them teabaggers know she is lyin’?
MacIntosh: They don’t know and they don’t care. They just want some answers.
Oscar: They want answers but not the truth.
MacIntosh: THEY CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
Oscar: Yous kind of look like Jack Nicholson just now.
MacIntosh: Thanks…did you notice the veins sticking out on my neck?
Oscar: Yep. Maybe I could look like Tom Cruise.
MacIntosh: You’re too tall.