Oscar: Slow news day.
Oscar: I don’t have any questions.
MacIntosh: What about Keith Olbermann?
Oscar: They fired him cuz they couldn’t control him.
Oscar: You know that…yous just trying to stir up trouble.
MacIntosh: What about Sarah Palin?
Oscar: The Republicans and corporate elites want her to go away and the liberals want her to hang around cuz she diminishes the GOP brand.
Oscar: Cut that out MacIntosh.
MacIntosh: OK. OK. Did you see Mitt Romney won a straw poll up in New Hampshire?
Oscar: And if scarecrows could vote he would have a chance.
MacIntosh: Not gonna bite are you?
MacIntosh: Just as well…you should save your energy.
Oscar: Whys that?
MacIntosh: Because Mom and Dad are putting us on a diet.
Oscar: What ya talkin’ about MacIntosh?
MacIntosh: Big diet.
MacIntosh: Yep…Mom says Dad can’t give us any more sausages.
Oscar: But…but…I loves sausages.
MacIntosh: No more ice cream cones from the little store.
Oscar: What? No mores blueberry cream with waffle cone?
MacIntosh: Nope. Only one bowl of food a day.
Oscar: Yikes and double yikes hoelee moelee the world is goin’ to hell in a hand basket.
MacIntosh: Settle down Oscar.
Oscar: Howse can you sit there like nothin’ is wrong?
MacIntosh: Because I made it up.
Oscar: No diet?
MacIntosh: No diet.
Oscar: You’re mean MacIntosh.
MacIntosh: Just on the slow news days.