Opposite Universe

Oscar:  You don’t look so good MacIntosh.

MacIntosh:  Had a bad dream.

Oscar:  What kinda dream?

MacIntosh:  Opposite Universe dream.

Oscar:  Howse that work?

MacIntosh:  I dreamed it was 2001 and people that thought Bush was not the legitimate president organized to protest and take their country back.

Oscar:  Like the teabaggers!

MacIntosh:  Yep.  Except these were liberals who thought the Supreme Court had violated the constitution.

Oscar:  Where did they get their money to organize?

MacIntosh:  George Soros and the unions.

Oscar:  Was it just liberals?

MacIntosh:  They were soon joined by Black Panthers, Latinos, gays and atheists.

Oscar:  Did they get media support?

MacIntosh:  They had their own channel called Coyote TV.

Oscar:  Cuz coyotes are more fun than foxes huh MacIntosh?

MacIntosh:  Yep.  And the leaders in the Democratic party thought “hey, these people will get us some votes so we better support them.”

Oscar:  Did they have a slogan?

MacIntosh:  “Burn baby burn.”

Oscar:  Did they have rallies?

MacIntosh:  Yep…dressed up like our founding fathers, carried signs depicting Bush as a monkey and claimed he was not an American citizen and he certainly wasn’t a Christian.

Oscar:  Did they have speeches?

MacIntosh:  Oh yeah…they said we would not be free until “the last investment banker was strangled with the entrails of the last Baptist minister.”

Oscar:  Anything else?

MacIntosh:  Yep.  They said “If we can’t win with the majority of ballots, we can win with multiple arson attacks.”

Oscar:  Yippee!  Burn Baby Burn.

MacIntosh:  Then they started supporting candidates for office.

Oscar:  Which ones?

MacIntosh:  Their favourite was Burnam M. Palim.  He was the former mayor of Berkeley, California.

Oscar:  What did he say?

MacIntosh:  “Don’t retreat…reignite”

Oscar:  Did their candidates win the election?

MacIntosh:  Never happened.

Oscar:  The election didn’t happen?

MacIntosh:  Nope.  Bush and Cheney decided they were too dangerous and had them all arrested and sent to Cuba.

Oscar:  Did the Supreme Court let them tortures them?

MacIntosh:  Clarence Thomas was in charge of waterboarding.

Oscar:  Yikes.  That was some scary dream.

MacIntosh:  Yep…way too close to reality.

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3 Responses to Opposite Universe

  1. oscar and macintosh's mom says:

    sounds like a bad dream to me macintosh. don’t you worry your cute little whiskered head about things like that…..that could NEVER happen in an intelligent universe. now, go fetch your toy and get back to reality!!

  2. Uncle Stever says:

    Not reading it… I’m staying away
    Not going to comment on nothin

    Call me when you want to debate recipes Ah

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