Oscar: You don’t look so good MacIntosh.
MacIntosh: Had a bad dream.
Oscar: What kinda dream?
MacIntosh: Opposite Universe dream.
Oscar: Howse that work?
MacIntosh: I dreamed it was 2001 and people that thought Bush was not the legitimate president organized to protest and take their country back.
Oscar: Like the teabaggers!
MacIntosh: Yep. Except these were liberals who thought the Supreme Court had violated the constitution.
Oscar: Where did they get their money to organize?
MacIntosh: George Soros and the unions.
Oscar: Was it just liberals?
MacIntosh: They were soon joined by Black Panthers, Latinos, gays and atheists.
Oscar: Did they get media support?
MacIntosh: They had their own channel called Coyote TV.
Oscar: Cuz coyotes are more fun than foxes huh MacIntosh?
MacIntosh: Yep. And the leaders in the Democratic party thought “hey, these people will get us some votes so we better support them.”
Oscar: Did they have a slogan?
MacIntosh: “Burn baby burn.”
Oscar: Did they have rallies?
MacIntosh: Yep…dressed up like our founding fathers, carried signs depicting Bush as a monkey and claimed he was not an American citizen and he certainly wasn’t a Christian.
Oscar: Did they have speeches?
MacIntosh: Oh yeah…they said we would not be free until “the last investment banker was strangled with the entrails of the last Baptist minister.”
Oscar: Anything else?
MacIntosh: Yep. They said “If we can’t win with the majority of ballots, we can win with multiple arson attacks.”
Oscar: Yippee! Burn Baby Burn.
MacIntosh: Then they started supporting candidates for office.
Oscar: Which ones?
MacIntosh: Their favourite was Burnam M. Palim. He was the former mayor of Berkeley, California.
Oscar: What did he say?
MacIntosh: “Don’t retreat…reignite”
Oscar: Did their candidates win the election?
MacIntosh: Never happened.
Oscar: The election didn’t happen?
MacIntosh: Nope. Bush and Cheney decided they were too dangerous and had them all arrested and sent to Cuba.
Oscar: Did the Supreme Court let them tortures them?
MacIntosh: Clarence Thomas was in charge of waterboarding.
Oscar: Yikes. That was some scary dream.
MacIntosh: Yep…way too close to reality.