Oscar: Happy Next Year MacIntosh!
MacIntosh: You mean Happy New Year.
Oscar: But…..isn’t this year right now?
Oscar: And after right now is Next?
Oscar: So it’s Happy Next Year!!!!
Oscar: You should have known that MacIntosh…you’re the smart one.
MacIntosh: Sorry buddy.
Oscar: Its OK MacIntosh. We all make mistakes.
MacIntosh: Uh….so who should be the Man and Woman of 2010?
Oscar: The woman should be my Mom and the man should be my Dad.
MacIntosh: Can you think of anyone else?
Oscar: No way, hoe-zay. I always vote for the hands that feed me.
MacIntosh: I like Christine O’Donnell for woman of the year.
Oscar: She will be hard to beat cuz she brought so much joy.
MacIntosh: Yep…my favorite was the mice with human brains.
Oscar: “I AM NOT A WITCH” !!!!
MacIntosh: Yep…she’ll be hard to beat.
Oscar: Howse about Man of the Year?
MacIntosh: My first choice would be Ann Coulter but her/his gender is still in question.
Oscar: The Adam’s Apple?
Oscar: I thinks Alvin Green is a no-brainer.
MacIntosh: Exactly…hard to top a guy that runs for Congress facing a sex charge. What about someone with a brain?
Oscar: Mmmmm…that’s tough. Gotta rule out any Republican…
Oscar: No teabaggers.
Oscar: No one on the foxes channel.
Oscar: My favorite has a ladies name but he’s the best man I know.
MacIntosh: Who is that?
Oscar: Dolly Lama.
MacIntosh: Good choice…I’ll go with him.
Oscar: So from my heart and Mac’s brain…
MacIntosh: We wish you a Happy Next Year.