Protecting The Right To A Life That Sucks

 

Oscar:  Howse come Republicans don’t wants to protect little girls from bein’ molested by nasty old guys?

MacIntosh:  Why did they block the Child Marriage Prevention Act?

Oscar:  Howse come?

MacIntosh:  Because they are heartless immoral bastards.

Oscar:  Quarter in the jar.

MacIntosh:  Maybe it would have lost them votes in the southern states.

Oscar:  Down where theys have special sections in shoe stores for webbed feet?

MacIntosh:  Exactly.  It would dishonor the memory of Elvis and Jerry Lee Lewis.

Oscar:  Great balls of fire.

MacIntosh:  Actually it was about abortion. Part of the act would provide health services for little girls.

Oscar:  Whats wrong with that?

MacIntosh:  The Republicans wanted a guarantee that those health services would not include abortion.

Oscar:  And theys is gonna hold 11 and 12 years old girls hostage until theys get whats they want?

MacIntosh:  Yep.  They were afraid the Right-to-Lifers would object.

Oscar:   Yikes…its like they sayin’ “sorry little Samantha.  You is just gonna have to marry that old ugly guy cuz yous got a right to a life that really sucks.”

MacIntosh:  And if Samantha gets pregnant they don’t want her to get an abortion.

Oscar:   Even ifs her little body gets all swollen and explodes?

MacIntosh:  Yep.  Right-to-Lifers only protect the unborn.

Oscar:  Whats do they call protecting people after they are born?

MacIntosh:  Socialism.

 

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7 Responses to Protecting The Right To A Life That Sucks

  1. oscar and macintosh's mom says:

    another sad moment for americans. i’m proud of you boyz for caring about those who are less fortunate and more vulnerable than you are.

  2. Uncle Stever says:

    First thought its limp duck and the democrats hold a majority in both houses. WTF Looked like a simple slam dunk as in the Senate… Need to read further online on this to find the bullet points…

  3. susan says:

    good one–especially the last line

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