Oscar: Howse come Republicans don’t wants to protect little girls from bein’ molested by nasty old guys?
MacIntosh: Why did they block the Child Marriage Prevention Act?
Oscar: Howse come?
MacIntosh: Because they are heartless immoral bastards.
Oscar: Quarter in the jar.
MacIntosh: Maybe it would have lost them votes in the southern states.
Oscar: Down where theys have special sections in shoe stores for webbed feet?
MacIntosh: Exactly. It would dishonor the memory of Elvis and Jerry Lee Lewis.
Oscar: Great balls of fire.
MacIntosh: Actually it was about abortion. Part of the act would provide health services for little girls.
Oscar: Whats wrong with that?
MacIntosh: The Republicans wanted a guarantee that those health services would not include abortion.
Oscar: And theys is gonna hold 11 and 12 years old girls hostage until theys get whats they want?
MacIntosh: Yep. They were afraid the Right-to-Lifers would object.
Oscar: Yikes…its like they sayin’ “sorry little Samantha. You is just gonna have to marry that old ugly guy cuz yous got a right to a life that really sucks.”
MacIntosh: And if Samantha gets pregnant they don’t want her to get an abortion.
Oscar: Even ifs her little body gets all swollen and explodes?
MacIntosh: Yep. Right-to-Lifers only protect the unborn.
Oscar: Whats do they call protecting people after they are born?