Don’t Cry For Me Johnny Boehner

Oscar:  Whats that song you’re singin’ MacIntosh?

MacIntosh:  The music is from ‘Evita’

Oscar:  It sounds nice.

MacIntosh:   I rewrote the words.

Oscar:  Howse come?

MacIntosh:  I wanted to do something nice for John Boehner.

Oscar:  Cuz he’s been feelin’ bad, huh MacIntosh?

MacIntosh:  Yep.  He’s feeling just like Evita Peron.

Oscar:  She was feelin’ bad too?

MacIntosh:  Yep….but not as bad as John Boehner.

Oscar:  Whys was that?

MacIntosh:  She was a poor girl from the sticks that slept her way to the top.

Oscar:  Shes got rich by taking naps?

MacIntosh:  She got rich when she realized the easiest way to go up was to go down.

Oscar:  Up, down, naps….hows does them makes you rich?

MacIntosh:  Well, uh, never mind.  Once she was on top she used her power to promote social justice and to help Argentina’s working poor.

Oscar:  So she napped her way to the top but once she was up she gots down with the peoples?

MacIntosh:  Exactly.  But John Boehner feels worse because he did it the opposite.

Oscar:  He didn’t nap his way to the top?

MacIntosh:  No, he worked his way up to the top.  Once on top, he used his power to pass out Tobacco Industry bribes on the House floor and demonize America’s working poor.

Oscar:  Sos he worked his way to the top but once he was on top he got down on the peoples?

MacIntosh:  Exactly

Oscar:  Whats the name of yours song?

MacIntosh:  “Don’t Cry For Me Johnny Boehner”

Oscar:  Howse it go?


It won’t be easy, you’ll think it strange
When I try to explain how I feel
that I still need your love after all that I’ve done

You won’t believe me
All you will see is a man you once knew
Although he’s dressed up to play nines
Or eighteens or nineteens with you.

I had to let it happen, I had to change
Couldn’t stay all my life down at heel
Looking out of the window, staying out of the sun

So I chose golf and tanning salons
Running around, selling democracy for funds
But nothing impressed me at all
I never expected it to

Don’t cry for me Johnny Boehner
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
And drove for distance.

And as for fortune, and as for fame
I openly solicited them
Though it seemed to the world they were all I desired

They are illusions
They are not the solutions they promised to be
The answer was here all the time
I love you and hope you love me

Don’t cry for me Johnny Boehner


Oscar:  That’s nice MacIntosh.

MacIntosh:  It’s the least we could do.


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5 Responses to Don’t Cry For Me Johnny Boehner

  1. uncle Stever says:

    Well we had to put up with the incompetents of Kokla (Reid), Fran (Pelosi) and Ollie (Obama) Lets we what Tammy fay Baker can do….

    • Ziggy and Zoe says:

      Incompetent or incompatible, uncle Stever?


      Bring on the Cheeto, the Virginian Jew and the Teabaggers. It will be fun this particular group of dysfunctional elitists try to screw up this country.

  2. Ziggy and Zoe says:

    The human Cheeto weeps…

  3. Former Goverment Issue says:

    Congress is a house of thieves, adulterous degenerates, and emotional train wrecks. No ones fault but the voters…. You get what you vote for… 🙂

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