Oscar: Hoe-lee Moe-lee we gots cables leaking all over the place.
MacIntosh: What are you talking about.
Oscar: We got wicked leaks in 250,000 cables.
MacIntosh: You mean Wikileaks.
Oscar: Yeah…we got wicked leaks.
MacIntosh: Someone sent Wiki a data dump of secret government communications – called cables.
Oscar: Whys did they do that?
MacIntosh: Because they thought government should not be keeping things secret from their own people.
Oscar: Who gave them that idea?
MacIntosh: Obama. During his campaign he said government should be more transparent.
Oscar: Sos them wicked leaks is helpin’ Obama do what hes said he would do?
MacIntosh: Yep…but it’s dangerous.
Oscar: Leaky cables is dangerous?
MacIntosh: Yep…there might be information that could harm someone that was participating with us in secret.
Oscar: And peoples could be mad at them for that.
MacIntosh: Yep. Plus people in other countries may not feel it is safe to communicate honestly with us if they think their comments could be disclosed.
Oscar: So if they say one thing to their peoples and a different thing to our peoples then some peoples might get mad?
Oscar: What if all peoples just told the truth all the time?
MacIntosh: That’s impossible.
Oscar: I tells the truth all the time.
MacIntosh: Me too… but we’re just dogs.
Oscar: Still, I’m glad them wicked leaks helps Obama keeps his campaign promise.
MacIntosh: Now if we could get somebody to help with his promise to eliminate the Bush tax cuts.