Oscar: Howse come Obama wore that tuxedo to his press conference?
MacIntosh: He said if he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.
Oscar: Whys did Obama gives them tax cuts to peoples that are already rich?
MacIntosh: He said the GOP were holding the unemployed hostage.
Oscar: Yikes…there is a lot of unemployed peoples.
Oscar: Howse come Obama couldn’t find wheres they was holding them hostage and make them free again?
MacIntosh: No…the GOP wouldn’t approve of unemployment benefits unless Obama agreed to feed the greed of rich people.
Oscar: What did most peoples want?
MacIntosh: They wanted to help the unemployed and eliminate the tax cuts for the rich.
MacIntosh: But Obama said he had no choice given the circumstances.
Oscar: So whats will the GOP do next?
MacIntosh: Now that they know Obama will cave to extortion?
MacIntosh: They could threaten to eliminate Medicare unless we attack Iran.
Oscar: That would make Obama a-scared.
MacIntosh: They could close all the schools unless we make every child recite Christian prayers out loud.
Oscar: Obama would be tremblin’ with that one.
MacIntosh: They could say they would kill every latino in America unless we build a wall a gazillion miles high at the border.
Oscar: And that fraidy cat Obama would build the wall huh MacIntosh?
MacIntosh: Yep. A reporter asked him if he had any lines in the sand.
Oscar: Whats did he say?
MacIntosh: He said he couldn’t answer that question until he checked in with Mitch McConnell.
Oscar: Wasn’t there anything Obama could do about the unemployed?
MacIntosh: Lots of things he could have done.
Oscar: Likes what?
MacIntosh: It could have said he had to hold the line on taxes and he needed everybody that agreed to do everything they could to help the unemployed who would suffer.
Oscar: Likes what?
MacIntosh: Like take food and clothing to the nearest Democratic Party office where people in need could pick them up.
Oscar: And lots of people would have been happy to do that.
MacIntosh: Like make room in their houses or garages to house people that were being attacked by the GOP.
MacIntosh: The media would have loved it and it would clearly demonstrate how the GOP is in the pocket of the rich.
Oscar: Hooooray for the peoples.
MacIntosh: He could have…you know…shown some courage and leadership.
Oscar: The whole thing makes me sad MacIntosh.
MacIntosh: Me too, Oscar. Me too.