Oscar: Dad says it looks like John McCain has gone round the bend.
MacIntosh: Yep. He’s lost the plot.
Oscar: Whys did McCain go round the bend?
MacIntosh: Too many Coors …too little integrity….who knows?
Oscar: Whats did he do now?
MacIntosh: He is adamant about keeping DADT despite the advice of our top military officers.
Oscar: I thought he said we should follow theirs advice.
MacIntosh: Only when that happens to coincide with what he wants.
Oscar: Whys don’t he want to get rid of DADT.
MacIntosh: He’s afraid they will repeal the senate version of DADT.
Oscar: Theys got DADT in the Senate?
MacIntosh: Sure…it’s the only way Senators can feel safe in the bathroom if Senator Craig from Idaho comes in.
Oscar: The guy that likes to stick his little toes into your stall?
MacIntosh: Yep. And it keeps Senator Vitter from Louisiana from showing up on the senate floor in diapers.
Oscar: Especially if he’s there to talk about family values. Dad says it doesn’t matter what McCain says because he’s an elephant
MacIntosh: An elephant? I think you mean irrelevant.
Oscar: I said elephant cuz I mean elephant. He wants to be an elephant sos he won’t be a rhino.
MacIntosh: Rhino? I think you mean RINO …Republican In Name Only.
Oscar: No…I says rhino cuz I means rhino. You’re being a jackass MacIntosh.
MacIntosh: Yep…. that’s the symbol for Democrats.