Oscar: Ol’ Uncle Steve is still mopin’ around.
MacIntosh: What wrong with him?
Oscar: He says he is heart broken cuz Bristol Palin didn’t win on Dancin’ With The Stars.
MacIntosh: Was he working with those teabaggers to stuff the ballot box?
Oscar: Theys was stuffing boxes?
MacIntosh: Oh yeah…some of them had hundreds of e-mail addresses so they could vote early and often.
Oscar: Maybes that why Uncle Steve was wonderin’ what to do with 857 gmail addresses.
MacIntosh: That would be the reason.
Oscar: Hows come they stuffed them boxes?
MacIntosh: They duplicated what they did with her mother Sarah Palin.
Oscar: Was she on Dancin’ too?
MacIntosh: They wanted Bristol to win but they knew she couldn’t win based on her talent.
Oscar: Then whys did they want her to win?
MacIntosh: All in the same tribe…working together to create reality the way you like it.
MacIntosh: OK. They like Sarah Palin but people start pointing out she is completely unqualified to be VP or President. So they decide that she is qualified.
Oscar: Did they discover some more qualifications?
MacIntosh: Nope. They reduced the qualifications for the job.
Oscar: What were the new qualifications?
MacIntosh: Mayor of any town larger than 200 people or dogcatcher in a town of over 1000.
MacIntosh: Never quit your job as Governor before you have served at least one third of the term.
MacIntosh: Read at least one newspaper even if it’s the Enquirer.
MacIntosh: Look exactly like Tina Fey.
Oscar: Check and match. Sarah’s qualified. Sos they did the same for Bristol?
Oscar: Whats were the new qualifications?
MacIntosh: You must have two feet, less than two bastards and two middle fingers for anyone that actually cares about dancing.
Oscar: So she squeaked in.
MacIntosh: For now…we’ll have to wait and see how she’s does with her Abstinence Campaign