Oscar: Is Meg Whitman a real person MacIntosh?
MacIntosh: Yeah…founder of E-Bay….running for governor in California. Why do you ask?
Oscar: She don’t look real.
MacIntosh: You don’t think so?
Oscar: Nope, she looks like a paint-by-numbers picture of the little Dutch girl except someone scrambled the numbers.
MacIntosh: Yikes…you’re right.
Oscar: Maybe her other face looks better.
MacIntosh: What other face?
Oscar: I don’t know but dad says she has two faces.
Oscar: Yep..dad says if they put her on Mount Rushmore there would be six faces up there.
Oscar: MacIntosh…if she has two faces she would have four eyes wouldn’t she?
MacIntosh: Guess so.
Oscar: But…if she has four eyes wouldn’t one of them notice her Nanny was a Mexican?
MacIntosh: You’d think so.
Oscar: But she says her Nanny worked for her for nine years and she didn’t even notice she was a Mexican illegal.
MacIntosh: Maybe it was her own version of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.
Oscar: Yeah…maybe Meg Whitman thought her Nanny just likes being abused, overworked and underpaid. Meg was just tryin’ to help her out.
MacIntosh: Yeah…her Nanny is a little brown masochist.
Oscar: Yep…what’s a masochist?
MacIntosh: Someone that likes to be abused, overworked and underpaid.
Oscar: So ifs you a masochist you should work for Meg Whitman?
MacIntosh: There’s a lot of masochists but she only has one Nanny.
Oscar: What should all the other masochists do?
MacIntosh: Vote for her.