Oscar: The Republican peoples on TV were makin’ fun of Obama for using a teleprompter.
MacIntosh: That’s cuz most Republicans can’t use a teleprompter.
Oscar: Whys not?
MacIntosh: Cuz when they start foaming at the mouth it shorts the circuits.
Oscar: That’s yucky MacIntosh.
MacIntosh: And their tin foil hats mess up the signal.
Oscar: What happens then?
MacIntosh: They start sending out mixed signals.
Oscar: Thats not a good thing, huh MacIntopsh?
MacIntosh: Nope…plus most Republicans can’t read fast enough to keep up.
Oscar: Can’t they slow it down to theirs level?
MacIntosh: Yeah…but you don’t need electronics for that.
Oscar: What do you need?
MacIntosh: Usually just some colored paper and crayons.
Oscar: Does Meg Whitman use a teleprompter?
MacIntosh: Yep…she uses two of ’em.
Oscar: Whys does she need two.
MacIntosh: So she can talk out of both sides of her mouth.
Oscar: But a Democrat was makin’ fun of teleprompters too
MacIntosh: Who’s that?
Oscar: A real old guy named Walter Mondale.
MacIntosh: They didn’t have ’em in his day.
Oscar: What did they use?
MacIntosh: Parchment and pens made out of feathers.
Oscar: You’re just makin’ fun huh MacIntosh?
MacIntosh: Just a little.
Oscar: Thats not very nice.
MacIntosh: Yeah… sorry.
Oscar: You was exageratin’ huh MacIntosh?
MacIntosh: Yeah…a little.
Oscar: Which part?
MacIntosh: Mondale isn’t that old.