Oscar: Michelle Bachmann says Obama is spendin’ a gazillion dollars to go to India.
MacIntosh: Which is your best indicator it isn’t true.
Oscar: But she said she read it someplace and somebody real reliable said it so it must be true.
MacIntosh: Yeah…Rush said it and had lots of details about the number of ships and people going and where everybody is staying.
Oscar: Was he tripping?
MacIntosh: And Hannity said it and he had the same details Rush had.
Oscar: Its lookin’ like it must be true.
MacIntosh: Yep and Beck said it and he had all the same details.
Oscar: Its unanimous.
MacIntosh: And then Fox News said it citing sources close to Fox News.
Oscar: Close like down the hallway and to the right.
MacIntosh: Exactly. Except none of it is true. It’s a circle jerk.
Oscar: Whats that?
MacIntosh: Something you can do amongst friends that is fun but doesn’t produce anything real.
Oscar: That sounds like fun. Can we do it too?
MacIntosh: Why not? Why don’t you go first.
Oscar: Okays. Hmmmm…Michelle Bachmann is not a US citizen.
MacIntosh: Yep. She was brought here by a fleet of 35 Zonkian war ships.
Oscar: And she brought 5000 peoples with her.
MacIntosh: And they are staying at a 5-star hotel.
Oscar: And they is gonna stay until we agree that Michelle Bachmann can be a leader in the House.
MacIntosh: And we agree she doesn’t need a birth certificate.
Oscar: Its true because we said it.
MacIntosh: And we are on the internet.
Oscar: And we is a trusted and reliable source.
MacIntosh: You betcha
Oscar: Cuz we is Westies.
MacIntosh: And Westies always tell the truth.
Oscar: That was fun MacIntosh.
MacIntosh: But I don’t think Fox News is going to report it.
Oscar: Because we are down the hall and to the left.