Oscar: One of them old teabaggers was on the TV and he said he was packin’ protection.
MacIntosh: You don’t need to worry about that.
Oscar: Why not…he sounded serious.
MacIntosh: It just means he brought an extra box of Depends with him.
Oscar: For just-in-case?
Oscar: That’s a relief.
MacIntosh: And for after relief.
Oscar: I thought he had a gun and was gonna seek some 2nd amendment remedies.
MacIntosh: It wouldn’t be a pocket gun.
Oscar: Why not.
MacIntosh: Diapers don’t have pockets.
Oscar: Howse come them teabaggers like guns so much?
MacIntosh: It makes them feel powerful.
Oscar: Whats do they need them for?
MacIntosh: They like to hunt and kill animals.
Oscar: Would they hunt Westies?
MacIntosh: Just the two of us.
Oscar: Sos they just need huntin’ rifles?
MacIntosh: Nope…they need hand guns too.
Oscar: Whys they need them?
MacIntosh: So they can shoot people that come into their house in the middle of the night.
Oscar: What ifs they shoot somebodies they know?
MacIntosh: Collateral damage.
Oscar: Sos they just need hand guns and huntin’ rifles?
MacIntosh: Nope. They need M16s and Uzis too.
Oscar: Whys they need them things?
MacIntosh: To protect themselves from the government.
Oscar: Would it help?
MacIntosh: They will have to discuss that with the guys outside in the M1 Abrams Battle Tanks.
Oscar: Nows I know why the old teabagger was packin’ protection.
MacIntosh: Why is that?
Oscar: He was scared shitless.