Oscar: That Obama sure is flexible.
MacIntosh: How’s that?
Oscar: Them teabaggers say he is a communist, a Nazi, a socialist and a Muslim all at the same time.
MacIntosh: Yep. If he can do that he can do anything.
Oscar: Whats else can he do?
MacIntosh: He can enact the bank bailout before he was even elected.
Oscar: Hurrah…that takes some doin’.
MacIntosh: He can attend a Christian church for 20 years even though he is really Islamic.
Oscar: He’s got the patience of Job.
MacIntosh: He can place birth announcements in Hawaii from his crib in Kenya without a phone or an internet connection…preparing for that day 40 years later when he wants to be President.
Oscar: It’s awesome the way he thinks ahead.
MacIntosh: He can raise your taxes by lowering your taxes..
Oscar: He’s the Superman of flexible.
MacIntosh: Nope. The teabaggers own that.
Oscar: Theys do?
MacIntosh: Sure…they can be pro-life on abortion, anti-life on capital punishment and not even recognize the lives of women and children killed as collateral damage.
Oscar: That’s flexible.
MacIntosh: They can cut the deficit and cut tax revenues at the same time.
MacIntosh: They can ride a mobility scooter bought for them by Medicare to a rally protesting government health care.
Oscar: Cuz that’s the way they roll.
MacIntosh: The can stand shoulder-to-shoulder with white supremist neo-nazis and insist they are not racists or bigots.
Oscar: Which proves how tolerant they can be.
MacIntosh: They can be patriots but threaten succession if they don’t get what they want.
Oscar: Wow. Yous right MacIntosh…them teabaggers is the Kings and Queens of flexibility.
MacIntosh: Oh yeah. Obama’s got a whole lot of learning to do if he wants to catch up.
Oscar: Maybes the teabaggers can teach him.
MacIntosh: Nah…he would have to say the Teabagger Oath.
Oscar: Theys gots an Oath?
MacIntosh: Three of them. The first is “ I am a Teabagger first, a Republican second, an American third, and a Decent Human Being after those three things.”
Oscar: That’s nice.
MacIntosh: The second one is “ There is only one channel, it is the Fox channel. Fox gives me all the news I need and I will not risk its purity by considering information from any other source.”
Oscar: Cuz theys is fairly unbalanced. What’s the third one.
MacIntosh: There is only one God and his name is Ronald Reagan”