Oscar: That Christine O’Donnell must be the funniest comedian there is in the whole world.
MacIntosh: Why do you say that?
Oscar: Cuz dad was tellin’ mom about stuff she says and boy were they laughin’.
MacIntosh: Like what?
Oscar: Like she says that they have crossed mouses with men. So they made these mouses with human brains. Dad was laughin’ so hard I thought he was gonna die or somethin’.
MacIntosh: What else?
Oscar: Like she says people shouldn’t masturbate.
Oscar: What’s masturbates MacIntosh?
MacIntosh: Something Christine O’Donnell doesn’t do.
Oscar: But what’s it mean?
MacIntosh: It’s when you play with yourself.
Oscar: If she played with herself she would have lots of fun cuz dad says she is hilarious.
Oscar: And dad says she’s like Sarah Palin on steroids.
Oscar: And dad says she is like playing poker with Alvin Green.
MacIntosh: The guy running for congress from South Carolina?
Oscar: Yep…dad says he will see your Alvin Green and raise you a Christine O’Donnell.