Oscar: That Sharron Angle Teabagger Lady says she is afraid we might get Sharia law.
MacIntosh: She spends too much time downwind from Burning Man.
Oscar: What would happen if we gets Sharia?
MacIntosh: The religious leaders would control the government.
Oscar: What would happen then?
MacIntosh: They would demand we have prayer in schools.
Oscar: Theys would make everybody pray out loud?
MacIntosh: Yep. They would teach Genesis in the science classes.
Oscar: And kids would needs to believe instead of think?
MacIntosh: Yep. They would make abortion illegal.
Oscar: Sos they wouldn’t let womens control their owns bodies?
Oscar: They would kill the homosexuals.
MacIntosh: For havin’ too much fun?
Oscar: Yep. There would be no nudity or profanity on TV or movies.
MacIntosh: Sos Brittany would needs to wear panties?
MacIntosh: Criminal justice would be quick and certain.
Oscar: One strike and you’re out?
MacIntosh: Yep. No gun control…you could own your own suicide vest.
Oscar: And the peoples that control the NRA could make money selling them vests.
MacIntosh: Yep. Lots of women would get stoned.
Oscar: But…but…lots of woman get stoned already.
MacIntosh: Yep….but this kind is almost always fatal.
Oscar: But MacIntosh all those things are what teabaggers want to haves happen.
Oscar: So whys Sharron Angle afraid of Sharia?
MacIntosh: Its an existential threat.
Oscar: Whats that mean?
MacIntosh: If we have Sharia there will be no need for teabaggers.