Oscar: One of our readers asked me to ask you about Rush Limbaugh.
MacIntosh: Ask what?
Oscar: Do we know who he is and what do we think about him?
MacIntosh: We know who he is. I can’t say what I think of him.
Oscar: Why not?
MacIntosh: Cuz I would have to use some of Mom’s bad words and he’s not worth the quarters I would have to put in the jar.
Oscar: Why do they calls him Rush.
MacIntosh: That refers to his sexual abilities and what he feels after taking oxycotin.
Oscar: What’s oxycotin?
MacIntosh: It’s a pill…if you take enough of them you turn into an asshole.
Oscar: Pay a quarter MacIntosh.
MacIntosh: Yeah, yeah.
Oscar: Is he famous?
MacIntosh: Yep…he’s the leader of the Republican party.
Oscar: So he represents their values?
MacIntosh: Perfectly…been married four times.
MacIntosh: Drug user.
MacIntosh: Wants America to fail.
Oscar: Does he have a formal education.
MacIntosh: He doesn’t have an informal education.
Oscar: So he’s perfect then.
MacIntosh: Yep, Reagan sent him a letter that said “for all you’re doing to promote Republican and conservative principles … [and] you have become the Number One voice for conservatism in our Country.”
Oscar: Did Reagan remember sending that letter?
MacIntosh: Probably not.