Oscar: Wow, Michelle Bachmann sures know how liberals think?
MacIntosh: She does?
Oscar: Yep. She was on the foxes channel and she was tellin’ everybody exactly what liberals think.
MacIntosh: She said liberals are mad at George Bush for torture because liberals hate America and sympathize with terrorists.
Oscar: Yep. Hows does she know that?
MacIntosh: She said liberals didn’t care that Daniel Pearl was beheaded.
Oscar: Yep. She really has her fingers on the liberal pulse.
MacIntosh: Sounds like projection bias to me.
Oscar: What’s that?
MacIntosh: That’s when you unconsciously deny your own thoughts, traits and emotions and ascribe them to others.
Oscar: Yikes…she does that?
MacIntosh: Republicans do that. That’s how you can tell what they are really like.
Oscar: Sos if they are a strong family values guy?
MacIntosh: They have a mistress in South America or have sex in diapers with prostitutes
Oscar: And if they are strongly against the gays?
MacIntosh: They solicit gay sex in airports.
Oscar: Wow that’s really helpful MacIntosh. What about ifs they believe in fiscal responsibility?
MacIntosh: They’ll cut themselves and their rich friends a big tax break that adds hugely to the national debt.
Oscar: And what ifs they say liberals don’t care about America?
MacIntosh: It means they don’t care about America. If they cared about America they would spend their TV time trying to unite the country.
Oscar: Or at least they wouldn’t work so hard to divide us.
MacIntosh: They would be talking about their ideas to create jobs or how to care for Americans in need or how to end a senseless war or how to keep large corporations from robbing us blind.
Oscar: Wows…they never talk about that stuff.
Oscar: But…aren’t we doin’ the same thing?
Oscar: Yeah, we is sayin’ what Republicans think and its not nice things.
MacIntosh: OMG, you’re right. I’ve been infected and now I got it too.
Oscar: We should put a quarter in the jar and take some alone time.
MacIntosh: We should spend our time talking about our ideals, our ideas and what we really care about.
Oscar: We should stop hating conservatives and start loving alls the peoples. Cuz even though I don’t know what the question is, I know love is the answer.
MacIntosh: You’re projecting again Oscar.