Oscar: The news says Christine O’Donnell went down in Delaware.
MacIntosh: Really? I thought she didn’t even masturbate.
Oscar: That’s nasty MacIntosh. You should put a quarter in the jar.
MacIntosh: Sorry. I am going to miss her.
Oscar: And that wrestling lady lost in Connecticut. Howse come she lost?
MacIntosh: Her name was not interesting enough. Linda McMahon … where’s the showbiz?
Oscar: What name should she have used?
MacIntosh: Linda “The Liquidator” McMahon would have captured what she was doing with the family fortune.
Oscar: And it sounds nice. I heard both faces of Meg Whitman lost in California after spendin’ a gazillion dollars.
Oscar: And I heard Carly lost after spending a gazillion of her dollars.
MacIntosh: Yep. It wasn’t pretty for self financers.
Oscar: So moneys can’t buy elections?
MacIntosh: Just corporate money…that’s works just fine.
Oscar: Howse come dad and mom is mopin’ around?
MacIntosh: The Democrats lost the house.
Oscar: Yikes. Where wills we live?
MacIntosh: Not our house. The Democrats lost the House of Representatives.
Oscar: When was the last time they used it?
Oscar: When dad loses his glasses he tries to remember the last time he used ‘em.
MacIntosh: They know where the House is.
Oscar: Yippee…theys didn’t lose it after all.
Oscar: Is mom and dad goin’ to the Prop 19 party?
MacIntosh: The marijuana initiative lost too.
Oscar: Is that why dad was singin’ that song?
MacIntosh: Which song?
Oscar: “Just When I Needed You Most”