Jetpacks


 

Oscar: Someone played a joke on the foxes channel.

MacIntosh: How’s that?

Oscar: They gots the foxes news people to announce that police peoples were gonna be flyin’ on jetpacks all over Los Angeles.

MacIntosh: Really?

Oscar: Yep…and the foxes news people were worried that police peoples were gonna be crashing into helicopters.

MacIntosh: No kidding?

Oscar: Yep…and the foxes news people were worried that theys would be spending too much money on jetpacks.

MacIntosh: And the Fox people believed that story?

Oscar: Yep…hook, line and stinker.

MacIntosh: They believe almost anything at Fox.

Oscar: Yep…like what else?

MacIntosh: Like Sarah Palin is qualified to be the President.

Oscar: Yep…that’s funny too.

MacIntosh: Like cutting taxes will reduce the deficit.

Oscar: Hah, hah. Hilarious.

MacIntosh: Like Newt Gingrich is not a slime bag.

Oscar: I’m howlin’.

MacIntosh: Like getting rich people to pay their fair share is class warfare.

Oscar: OMG…I’m losing it.

MacIntosh: Like McCain has integrity.

Oscar: I’m cryin’.

MacIntosh: They even believe they are fair and balanced.

Oscar: Enough MacIntosh…you’re killin’ me with this stuff.

MacIntosh: But there’s so much more.

Oscar: I know MacIntosh….maybe later….I can’t take any more right now.

MacIntosh: OK. OK.

Oscar: Thanks.

MacIntosh: Hey Oscar…

Oscar: What MacIntosh?

MacIntosh: Jetpacks

 

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