Oscar: Someone played a joke on the foxes channel.
MacIntosh: How’s that?
Oscar: They gots the foxes news people to announce that police peoples were gonna be flyin’ on jetpacks all over Los Angeles.
Oscar: Yep…and the foxes news people were worried that police peoples were gonna be crashing into helicopters.
MacIntosh: No kidding?
Oscar: Yep…and the foxes news people were worried that theys would be spending too much money on jetpacks.
MacIntosh: And the Fox people believed that story?
Oscar: Yep…hook, line and stinker.
MacIntosh: They believe almost anything at Fox.
Oscar: Yep…like what else?
MacIntosh: Like Sarah Palin is qualified to be the President.
Oscar: Yep…that’s funny too.
MacIntosh: Like cutting taxes will reduce the deficit.
Oscar: Hah, hah. Hilarious.
MacIntosh: Like Newt Gingrich is not a slime bag.
Oscar: I’m howlin’.
MacIntosh: Like getting rich people to pay their fair share is class warfare.
Oscar: OMG…I’m losing it.
MacIntosh: Like McCain has integrity.
Oscar: I’m cryin’.
MacIntosh: They even believe they are fair and balanced.
Oscar: Enough MacIntosh…you’re killin’ me with this stuff.
MacIntosh: But there’s so much more.
Oscar: I know MacIntosh….maybe later….I can’t take any more right now.
MacIntosh: OK. OK.
MacIntosh: Hey Oscar…
Oscar: What MacIntosh?