Oscar: Crazy Christine O’Donnel says she is not a bitch…she is one of us.
MacIntosh: I think she said witch.
Oscar: Oh…that makes sense…if she was one of us she would be a bitch.
MacIntosh: She admitted she once dabbled in witchcraft.
Oscar: What’s a witchcraft MacIntosh?
MacIntosh: Making magic potions, casting spells…other stuff.
Oscar: If you is just dabbling does you make little eeny teeny potions?
MacIntosh: A potion is a potion.
Oscar: Does you cast spells then pull them back again?
MacIntosh: Can’t do that.
Oscar: Then howse do you dabble?
MacIntosh: I think she tried it for awhile then decided to quit.
Oscar: That why Sarah Palin likes her, huh, cuz Sarah likes to quit too.
MacIntosh: Sounds right.
Oscar: Is Sarah one of us?
MacIntosh: Yep…all bitch, all the time, 100 % bitch..
Oscar: What breed is she?
MacIntosh: Half chihuahua…half junk yard dog.
Oscar: So she is mean but meaningless?
Oscar: Why did Crazy Christine quit being witchcraft?
MacIntosh: It wasn’t bizarre enough.
Oscar: What did she do instead?
MacIntosh: Join the Republican party.