Oscar: What’s a Real American MacIntosh?
MacIntosh: Someone that is a citizen.
Oscar: But the teabaggers says they is the Real Americans. Are they saying everybody else is an Unreal American?
MacIntosh: They think they are the ones that represent true American values.
Oscar: You mean like democracy?
Oscar: But they says they may have to take some of them 2nd amendment remedies which dad says means use their guns.
MacIntosh: That’s what they say.
Oscar: So in a democracy if you don’t like who gets elected you can use your guns to get your way?
MacIntosh: Guess so.
Oscar: Is it a Real American Value to wants to secede?
MacIntosh: Americans are very ambitious.
Oscar: No…dad says secede means to withdraw from the union.
MacIntosh: I don’t think that’s an American value.
Oscar: I don’t think them teabaggers are Real Americans. Theys just a bunch of old angry peoples.
MacIntosh: But they are citizens so they are Real Americans.
Oscar: That’s unreal MacIntosh.