Oscar: Thanks for teachin’ me all about religion MacIntosh.
MacIntosh: No problem.
Oscar: I gotta question. You said after Eyack found God he started a franchise.
MacIntosh: Yeah…but not all by himself.
Oscar: He had help?
MacIntosh: Yep…the Jews.
Oscar: The Jewish peoples helped him start a franchise? The same ones that stole their values from Arckk?
MacIntosh: They bought the first franchise…it gave him the idea.
Oscar: They did?
MacIntosh: Yep. One day Eyack runs into one of them Jewish people. He says “Yikes Shylock, you’re bleedin’ pretty heavy there dude.”
Oscar: Jews bleed?
MacIntosh: Yep…you gotta prick em first. Anyway, the guys says “ well, oy vey, you just ran into me.” So Eyack says he’s sorry but that doesn’t explain the bleedin.”
Oscar: So he was already bleedin?
MacIntosh: Yep. So Shylock says he’s bleedin’ because Arckk keeps whackin’ him.
Oscar: Because they stole Arckk’s values
MacIntosh: Yep. So Eyack gives him the good news about God.
MacIntosh: He says “did you notice I’m not bleedin’ anymore? That’s cause God told Arckk to quit whackin’ me.”
Oscar: Then what happened?
MacIntosh: Shylock says “Have I got a deal for you.”
Oscar: What kind of deal?
MacIntosh: Shylock pays Eyack to talk to God about the whole thing.
Oscar: How much did it cost?
MacIntosh: Pound of flesh.