Georgie’s Worst Day

Oscar: I heard dad say George Bush has a book out.

MacIntosh: Yep. He said the worst day of his presidency was when Kanye West called him a racist after Katrina.

Oscar That was his worst day?:

MacIntosh: Yep. His worst day.

Oscar: What about on 9/11?

MacIntosh: Not his worst day.

Oscar: What about when the death toll reached 1000.

MacIntosh: Not his worst day.

Oscar: What about when the stock market crashed?

MacIntosh: Not his worst day.

Oscar: What about when they didn’t find WMD?

MacIntosh: Not his worst day.

Oscar: What did Kanye West say about George Bush?

MacIntosh: Kanye said George Bush didn’t care about black people.

Oscar: Whys did he say that?

MacIntosh: Because it took five days to get federal help into New Orleans and a lot of black people died.

Oscar: So George must have felt real bad cuz those black peoples died and he should have done somethin’ about it.

MacIntosh: Thats not what bothered him.

Oscar: What made him feel so bad then?

MacIntosh: He felt Kanye West had called him a racist.

Oscar: But…but…so his worst day was cuz he got his feelings hurt?

MacIntosh: Yep. That’s fucked up huh?

Oscar: MacIntosh…

MacIntosh: I know…quarter in the jar.

Oscar: No..I think this time mom would say its OK.

 

 

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