Oscar: Did you know there is foxes on television?
MacIntosh: Lots of animals on TV.
Oscar: But this one’s on a channel all by itself.
MacIntosh: The whole channel is about foxes?
Oscar: Yep…and dad says they is unbalanced.
MacIntosh: You mean, like crazy?
Oscar: Yep…and dad says they is lyin’ all the time.
MacIntosh: All the time?
Oscar: Yep…and dad says they are proppin’ ganda.
MacIntosh: What’s that?
Oscar: I don’t know but they is proppin it. You know what else dad said about the fox channel?
MacIntosh: What else?
Oscar: I can’t tell you.
MacIntosh: Why not?
Oscar: Cuz he said a whole bunch of those words mom says not to say.
MacIntosh: Bad words?
Oscar: Yep..he went on and on. He used up almost every one of them words. Especially the F-word….it was F-word this, F-word that, get the F-word out of here, I can’t believe my F-word ears, what the F-word, F-word Beck, F-word Hannity, F-word O’Reilly…stuff like that.
MacIntosh: Did mom get mad?
Oscar: No way…she was using all them bad words too
MacIntosh: Sounds like mom and dad don’t like foxes.
Oscar: Yep… But mom and dad likes Westies, huh MacIntosh?.
MacIntosh: As long as they aren’t on the fox channel.